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Ogbonnaya99

Grabe Ur Joke
~1.9 mins read
A Networkologist's Christmas "It's the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown. I was stuck at the office. The network was down. The routers were hung in the closet. All crashed. Their tables had holes in their data. All trashed. Remote distribution, it seems, just for fun, Had erased DLLs Windows needed to run On 84 desktops way down in accounting. I sat stunned at my desk, my blood pressure mounting. When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter, I saw that a server had something the matter. There was smoke coming out of the main hard disk drive. "No problem," I thought. "I'm set up with RAID5. "But I found out the system I thought was unstoppable Had disk drives that turned out completely unswappable! "No problem," I thought. "I've tape backup to thank. " And then I discovered my backups were blank. The UPS burped, and its lights all went out. I started to scream! I started to shout! But nobody heard as I vented my rage. My gurus were all on vacation those days. And nobody's tech support answered the phone. I was nose deep in trouble, completely alone. When out at reception, I heard a soft knock. As the hands just touched midnight on my desktop clock. "What's your problem? " he asked. "Never mind, friend, I know. I checked out your network five hours ago. I did some proactive analysis, so I knew that this time bomb was going to blow. " Who was this guy? Who did he think he was? He was dressed in red coveralls, white beard, black gloves. His eyes had the twinkle of technical genius. His smile cut down personal distance between us. He spread out his tools, and went straight to his work. "Whoever configured this network's a jerk," He said with a :-) as he quickly rebooted,Uploaded some software, and smoothly rerouted The LAN to a WAN that he quickly supplied With bandwidth at least 20 gigabits wide That went via wireless, I think, LEO,To tech support elves waiting at the North Pole. "Now bridging, now routing, now Ethernet hubs! " He chanted as each piece of hardware he rubbed. "Cheer up, my good friend! Lose that mindset so tragic! Technology often looks just like some magic To people who don't understand what we do. Now a switch, emulation, now middleware glue! Look at the protocols, check one or two,Debug a bit, test a bit, presto! We're through! " My data was back! Every system checked out! Tears of joy wet my face as I wandered about. "How can I thank you? You must be Saint Nick! "He said, "Really, my friend, it's not such a great trick, If you don't give up hope, focus on what you're doing, And read all your issues of NETWORK COMPUTING. " And I heard him exclaim, as his reindeer were coursing, "Merry Christmas to all! And consider outsourcing! "
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Ogbonnaya99

How To Professionally Steal Meat From The Pot.....
~0.7 mins read
How to steal meat🖠from pot
âž–Enter d kitchen look left and right if somebody is coming
âž–check how dey put d spoon so u will not make mistake
âž–open d pot small small don't let it make sound o
âž–count d meat inside if it is 5 or more than eat one if it is less than 5 bite them.at the tips and then cover it slowly
âž–while eating it let ur ears be alert to hear footsteps don't let d soup stain show in ur cloth or touch anything in the kitchen
âž–After eating it wash ur hand with soap and smell it if is smelling for soup
âž–percieve ur mouth if it is smelling for soup no problem abt that just go to where they put d container of garri take some garri and chew it
âž–now leave d kitchen like a saint
Thank you
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