BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me. 

 

POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you. 

 

BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white. 

 

RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods. 

 

YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king. 

 

POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me? 

 

YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen. 

 

EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it. 

 

OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention. 

 

POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces

 

SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods. 

 

POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake o! 

 

SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk. 

 

INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro. 

 

SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you. 

 

BEANS: (laughs) 

 

INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you. 

 

(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument) 

 

Then garri walks in.

 

ALL THE FOODS:Odogwu... Twale bossman

 

 

 PS : GO GET YOUR PVC

THE THREE GREAT COMMANDMENTS OF CHRISTMAS:

👘1. If you can't afford NEW CLOTHES, wear the ones you already have. It's JESUS' birthday and not yours. You mustn't 'out dress' the celebrant👔👜👟👢🥻. 

. If you can't afford the kind of FOOD you want, eat what you have and move on. If you don't tell people what you ate, no one knows. 'belle no get show glass'🐂🐘🐓🐐.

3. If you don't have the means to TRAVEL, stay where you are. JESUS wasn't born in your village afterall. And your village isn't the appointed place for His birthday celebration either. Any villager who is desperately bent on seeing you, should come look for you where you are 🚚🏫🏛️. 

Of all the things he said, "Do in remembrance of me", CHRISTMAS wasn't one of them.

Take life easy and don't stress yourself.

DON'T ENVY ANYONE

THANKS  AND COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON.   ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜