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Please Read This And Crack Your Rib
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I went to buy Recharge card from One Abokiwho sells stuff on my street, when I got there hewas arguing with another Aboki, suddenly heturned to me and said “oga abeg, shebi naToothpaste Marry Animal Callingâ€I have never been so confused in my life. I keptasking him to repeat what he meant but he keptsaying the same thing, I was frustrated.I had to leave them to their argument as Icouldn’t be of help. But it kept bothering mymind, what could this guy mean??After days of racking my brain to get themeaning of his statement, Na this Morning Irealize wetin the guy dey ask me.What he was saying was “Oga abeg, Shebi na2face Marry Annie Macaulayâ€I fainted twice without closing my eyes..The person beside me fainted too but was notcomfortable and refainted again..You can join us to faint too.
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How To Steal Meat From Pot
~1.7 mins read
1. Enter the kitchen, look left and right if somebody is coming.2. Check the position of the spoon how you met it so you will not make any mistake while leaving.3. Open the pot gently. Don’t let the cover drop or make any sound oh.4. Count the meat inside if it is up to 5 or more. The lesser the meat, the more likely for your Mom, to detect a missing piece. Take one if it if is more but if it is less than 5, just bite them. As in, use your teeth to slim shape them. Bite small from all the lumps of meat so that if they count it, it will still be the same number then cover the pot slowly.5. While eating the stolen piece, let your ears be at alert to hear footsteps oh. Don’t let the soup stain your cloth or touch anything in the kitchen. If it does, quickly rush and wash that shirt to remove any traces to you.6. After eating it, wash your hand with soap and smell it 5 times to know if it is still smelling soup soup.7. Blow hot air from your mouth to percieve if it is smelling for soup.Don’t worry about that, just go to the container of garri, take some garri and chew it or chew garlic to kill the odour.
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