BIKE MAN: Where are you going to?

PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the mortuary.

BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't drop you there except you pay me 3000 naira.

PROSTITUTE: No problem, when we get there, you'll be paid.

When they got to the mortuary, the prostitute said, "Wait here a second, let me go get you the money."

When the man waited for an hour without seeing the prostitute, he decided to go in search of her. He pushed open the gate of the mortuary a little bit, took some steps in, before noticing someone, who appeared to be the mortuary attendant, lounging around:

ATTENDANT: How can I help you sir?

BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to this place, she asked me to wait for her to go inside and get the money for the ride, but didn't come back.

ATTENDANT: No one entered here! So I don't know what you are talking about.

The bike man insisted and decided to stay and wait for the lady. The attendant thought for a while and asked him to follow him into the mortuary room. When they got there:

ATTENDANT: (He picks up a stick beside him, and points it towards the bodies) If you know you entered a bike and didn't pay, quickly raise up your hand and bring it out or else I will beat all of you with this stick!

Quickly, one of the dead bodies raised up her hand and threw the money at the bike rider.

If you were the bike man, what will you do?

1" I Fainted Near Your Provision Shop And U Are Pouring Water In My Mouth

What Happened To Milk And Malt ???

2" Are you proud of your uncle???

I Mean The one from your father's side??

3" If you can push FirstBank doors, believe me my sister, you can push that your relationship to marriage.

4" So a cheat doesn't want to marry a cheat in this country.

I thought iron sharpneth iron?

5" You may think Nigerian police are useless until they start looking for you

6" Difference btw I get belle & I am pregnant.

I am pregnant na goodnews

I get belle fit make a guy dey look 4 seat belt on top bike

7" Sometimes, I just dress good, look into the mirror and go back to bed and start shedding tears of joy because money go fit me.

8" Person Wey Tell Me Say Love Nah Scam wan do Wedding dis comi g Saturday

This life no balance at all

9" How can I buy chicken for 10k and you expect me not to drink the blood

Is your brain paining you??

10" I remember in a school debate I supported;

“education is better than money".

Money pls forgive me, I was a child

11"Went to ma girlfriend house yesterday,I refused to eat so that she will beg me cuz she offend me

Instead she ate all the food ,washed the pot and even went to sleep

JUST IMAGINE

U sef imagine

12" "Make sure you finish the food before you eat the meat "

Biko is that a Home training , Choice or Poverty

?

14" A girlfriend that can not use her boyfriend as next of kin...

Is that one girlfriend???

15" Everybody is equal in every Igbo occasion until they begin to serve Ukwa.

That food is an agent of discrimination.

16" In my next life,,if I hear Nigeria in my Mother's womb...

I will just use her Intestine to hang Myself.. nonsense

17" I heard high school is resuming on 9th.

Please, does it include the student?

18" Sometimes I just sit & wonder if it was Lagos conductor's armpits that inspired the invention of roll on

19" If your money can't bribe death, then stop making noise like cover of pot that mistakenly fell down