*Characteristics of Secondary School Teachers.*

1. Science Teachers - They don't know how to dress, they are always mean, tough and unhappy. They beat and discipline students anyhow. They teach Integrated Science, Physics, Chemistry and Biology.

2. Intro Tech & Technical Drawing Teachers - They don't care about dressing, they always move about with cane, they help other teachers to beat students (but they are always nice and caring if you are close to them).

3. English Teachers - They are mostly handsome or beautiful, neat, classy, sassy but very proud. They walk and do like the whole school belongs to them because they speak fluently. They are always confident. They don't care about discipline most times, they just want to crack dry jokes which are not funny. They are so boring but think they are fun.

4. Language Teachers especially Yoruba Teachers: Their only job is to abuse you and your generation. They care about respect than intellect. They like eye service than discipline. Just know how to knee and prostrate to greet them and pronto, you are free.

5. Home Economics, Food & Nutrition Teachers: They are the mini devils, they instigate other teachers against students, they won't beat you o but they would add Jara. You can't go to the staff room without them saying something bad about you. And they can eat for Africa.

6. Maths Teachers: They don't dress well. Beating is their first calling and major skill. They beat more than they teach, they are not always friendly and they don't always look good. To them everybody should be serious like them nothing like fun or humour. They have poor communication skills.

7. Government, Social Studies, History & Civic Education Teachers: They are funny and current. They are everybody's friends (both student & teachers). They are always against the school management. They care less about what is going on in the school, they are there to teach and have fun. Students pass their subjects with less stress. They are always active once there are social activities in school. They always look good, dress smart and are fun to be with. Infact they bring life to the staff room from as they bring up one argument or the other.

8. Agric & PHE Teachers: They are minorities in schools. They don't always get involved in what goes on in school. Theirs is to operate school farms and inter house or interschool sport completions.

9. Geography Teachers: They know everywhere and can tell you the name of every cloud in the sky. They are aloof and they can make you write notes for a whole day. They are mostly conservative and very boring.

10. Music & Fine Art Teachers: They dress well with funny colours. They over rate their teaching skills and voice. They don't beat students and hardly sit in the Staff room to gossip. Most male music teachers look like SU but they like to have girls around them always.

Were these true of your Secondary School Teachers

TRUE LIFE STORY

My Sister and I lost our parents at the age of 4-5years through CAR ACCIDENT.

After our parents death my wicked uncle and his wife inherited all my parent's property since we were young and promised to cater for us.

Few days later things became worst ..we stopped schooling since he refused to pay our fees .

They mistreat US..living with them was like a hell.

I couldn't bear to see myself and sis suffering..one night I pack out and run away from home with my sis to begin life on the street.

We became beggars on the street .. slept at filthy place .our clothes looks very dirty.

Life was so unfair to us but we had no choice.

Fortunately one afternoon we were begging on the street when one woman in a car ..asked me..

'Where are your parents??'..I started crying bitterly and I humbly told her my story.

She felt my pain and told me I shouldn't worry she will help US..soon everything will be well again .

Few days she came around and took us to her home..I was happy but sad because she's a total stranger to us.

She told us she's got no children so she want to adopt us...we got excited..at last our suffering will end.

She gave us good education and treated us so well.

Now my SISTER is a DOCTOR and I'm an ENGINEER.

Today your life can change to just believe and trust in GOD.

DON'T BE LAZY TO TYPE AMEN.TYPE AMEN

I declare The Almighty God will take away

anything that constitutes reproach in your life; promotion is coming your way, your

wounds shall be healed, your tears shall be wiped away, and your stolen blessings shall be restored in multiple folds in the

name of the Supreme GOD. Amen.