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Ogbonnaya99
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"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The other policeman protests. 'While we're doodling,' he points out, 'he is making his getaway.' 'Relax,' says the game-theorist policeman. 'He's got to figure it out too, don't he?'"
"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company. "
"Would you spell that, please? "
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you. "
The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor..."
"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The other policeman protests. 'While we're doodling,' he points out, 'he is making his getaway.' 'Relax,' says the game-theorist policeman. 'He's got to figure it out too, don't he?'"
A Japanese guy is at Los
Angeles
International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to
Japan. While he's waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars.
He counts his money at the counter. "Wait a minute," he says to the clerk, "When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. What's going on here? "
"Fluctuations. " says the clerk.
The Japanese man stiffens. "Well! Fluck you Americans, too! "
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Ogbonnaya99
Davidos Aide, Obama DMW Is Dead
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Singer Davido’s aide and group member, Habeeb Uthman, popularly recognised Obama DMW is dead.
Obama allegedly died on Tuesday at a hospital in Lagos after a suspected coronary heart failure.
It was accrued that the deceased had complained of getting difficulties with respiratory and then he drove himself to the hospital for correct checkup and remedy.
He, but, died few hours later.
Reacting, singer Peruzzi took to his Instagram account to proportion pix of a broken heart emoji.
He wrote, “Lord have mercy.â€
also, his close pal Khloe Oluwabusayo Abiri popularly called “Kokobykhloe†took to her Instagram tale to mourn his death.
My complete lifestyles just flashed In the front of me. God this can not be true,†she wrote.
prior to his demise, he was the Founder and CEO of Obama music international(OMW) record label.
He was also affiliated to the 30 billion gang own family.
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