10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor? "8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage! "7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage ".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo! "5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you? "3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder! "1. Three words: eat the check."

A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach. He said some flavors fail; he once abandoned avocado ice cream, and tossed out 99 pounds of it, because it wasn't smooth enough.

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner. "

👇Confidence is not achieved overnight. It can be achieved by learning from mistakes, it can be achieved by learning from experience.

The number of ways you can live in one lifetime is limitless. So why limit yourself? The sky is not the limit. Beyond the universe is.

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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

You can cry all you want but it wont help. You have to take action. Take control. Make someone see. Make someone hear you.

Self-discipline is must to realize your aims. You need to organize all your inner strength to be able to confidently move towards your goals.