So three years later, why he was busy sitting on a beach waiting for his mother to come back from his uncle house who is his mother husband brother.After waiting for his mother for a while he decide to go search for her, on getting there he saw his mother crying with some villagers also crying alongside with her,he was shock at the sight,he try asking his mother what is making her cry but she kept say his uncle name(uncle edwin)and pointing to the direction of his house as lazy as Godwin,he was not able to go to his uncle house because of the long journey.So he tried asking the villagers but the kept saying what Godwin mother was saying,so he waited for his mother to calmdown.

   Later in the evening close to 7:30pm when his mother was calm he did not even remember to ask his mother why she was crying, but instead he was asking his mother "where is the money my uncle said you should give to me"His mother look at him and shook her head in shame and stared crying and then decided to tell Godwin the truth "your uncle is dead"she said to Godwin.immdiately Godwin shouted and said "is that was making the whole villagers to cry".what will I do now Godwin said as he put his two hands on his head as he sat on the flour.

Continue reading to find out what will become of Godwin and his mother after there only source of survival is dead

Question:what will become of Godwin will he still be lazy 

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She motors out a brief distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes an officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’

‘Reading myself a book,’ she replies, thinking it as obviousYou’re in a very Restricted Fishing Area,’ the officer  informs her

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all, I do know,  you could start at any moment.  I’ll have to take you in.’

‘For reading a book,’ she replies,

you’re in a very Restricted Fishing space,’ he informs her again,

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all, I do know, you could start at any moment.  I’ll have to take you in.’

‘If you are doing that, I am going to charge you with Sexual assault,’ says the woman.

‘But I haven’t done anything to you,’ says the officer.

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all, I do know, you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a pleasant day ma’am,’ and he left… : D

After two minutes of the ride, the old lady walked up to the aisle and asked the conductor if stop X has come.

The conductor said not yet.

After that, she started doing it every now and then. So the conductor got pissed off and shouted”You old lady, go back and sit at your place. Ill informs you when we reach there.”

This time conductor said “ma’am, we are really sorry, stop X passed 1-hour ago. But we will go back there for you “So the lady sat at her seat for about two hours and then went back to him for the same question.

So the bus ran for one hour in the opposite direction. On reaching X, the conductor told her “here is your stop X ma’am”.

The old lady took a pill from her bag, swallowed it and told the conductor to move ahead.

” my son told me to take them when we reach place X”

the woman rocked, conductor shocked.

Every Sunday morning I take a light jog around a park near my home.  There’s a lake located in one corner of the park.  Each time I jog by this lake, I see the same elderly woman sitting at the water’s edge with a small metal cage sitting beside her.

This past Sunday my curiosity got the best of me, so I stopped jogging and walked over to her.  As I got closer, I realized that the metal cage was, in fact, a small trap.  There were three turtles, unharmed, slowly walking around the base of the trap.  She had a fourth turtle in her lap that she was carefully scrubbing with a sponge brush.“Hello,” I said.  “I see you here every Sunday morning.  If you don’t mind my nosiness, I’d love to know what you’re doing with these turtles.”

She smiled.  “I’m cleaning off their shells,” she replied.  “Anything on a turtle’s shell, like algae or scum, reduces the turtle’s ability to absorb heat and impedes its ability to swim.  It can also corrode and weaken the shell over time.”

“Wow!  That’s really nice of you!” I exclaimed.

She went on: “I spend a couple of hours each Sunday morning, relaxing by this lake and helping these little guys out.  It’s my own strange way of making a difference.”

“But don’t most freshwater turtles live their whole lives with algae and scum hanging from their shells?” I asked.

“Yep, sadly, they do,” she replied.

I scratched my head.  “Well then, don’t you think your time could be better spent?  I mean, I think your efforts are kind and all, but there are fresh water turtles living in lakes all around the world.  And 99% of these turtles don’t have kind people like you to help them clean off their shells.  So, no offense… but how exactly are your localized efforts here truly making a difference?”

The woman giggled aloud.  She then looked down at the turtle in her lap, scrubbed off the last piece of algae from its shell, and said, “Sweetie, if this little guy could talk, he’d tell you I just made all the difference in the

A man was crying and someone asked him why he was crying. And he said I have only one son, I have done all my possible best to educate him so that he will be a great person and by God's grace he has been able *to acquire all certificates* including:

🌺 G.C.E

🌺 W.A.E.C

🌺 Bachelor's

🌺 MSc

🌺 Phd 

*BUT*

Unfortunately *he fell sick* and doctors said they can't do anything about it and the only option is to die *in the next 30 minutes* and my son told me to bring all his certificates and I brought them. All he could say was; 

*father, these are my degrees but you never told me to study my Bible*. 

I don't know what I'm going to tell God.

*Note*: 

Not all of us will share this message because it is not an interesting joke. But if you are courageous enough to share this message please do so and God Almighty will never forget what you have done for Him. 

*PLEASE LET US TAKE NOTE OF THESE:*

🌹Study the Bible like the way you study your notes when it is exams time

🌹Fear God like the way you fear death or people in higher authority

🌹Remember God like you remember your name

🌹Pray like it is the only thing to do to go to heaven 

🌹Fast on regular basis

🌹Have time for God

🌹Be the doer of the Word

*70% will not forward this message but I hope you will..*

 

Send this to all christians on your contact list in Jesus name.

*GOD RICHLY BLESS YOU.*

 Find out this : *B. I. B. L.E.*

BIBLE simply means: *_Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth!_* Did u know that 

➰ *_When u carry_* *"the Bible"* Satan has a *head ache.*

➰ _When u open it_, he *collapses;* 

➰When he sees u reading it; he loses his *strength, AND* ➰When u stand on the *_Word of_* *God*, Satan can't hurt u! Do u also know dat; 

➰When u r about to forward this to others, the 😈 😈 (devil) will *discourage u*?

    

Pls use *5* minutes to tell *12 people* that *JESUS* *_Loves_* them, I have started mine with *U*.*JESUS Loves YOU*

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Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study were incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of 2 million Euros, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around 75 dollars (three cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the head

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, "Perfume." So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and his dad cuts himself and yells, "Fuck!" The boy asks, "Dad, what does fuck mean?" and dad says "preparing." Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets." The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad .

‘I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’

I put down my paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ ”

o O o

An American businessman is entertaining some overseas business guests on the golf course.

The first guest, who is from Italy, tees off and hits a good shot 200 yards down the fairway. As the American businessman knows a small amount of Italian he says: “Buon tiro”, which means “Good shot”. The Italian businessman replies: “Grazie”.

The second guest, who is from France, tees off and hits a fantastic shot that lands on the green thirty feet from the hole. As the American businessman knows a small amount of French he says: “Tir fantastique”, which means “Fantastic shot”. The French businessman replies: “Merci”.

Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you can go to the back room and get laid. Come back up to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you can get laid again. It goes on like this all night.”

Frank: “That sounds unbelievable. Have you really been there?”

Bill: “No, but my sister has.”

o O o

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?”

“There are three colors”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

“What color are you going to wear tonight?”, she asks cheekily.

“Gold of course”, says the man proudly.

The wife responds wryly, “Why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”