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KEMI SHARED HER BRAST

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Kemi had a problem in her breàst.

She noticed it first, three days ago, while she was brèastfeeding her baby, Bomboy. Her brèast were sore and they ached painfully. There even seemed to be a hardened lump in the left one. And each day that passed, the lump grew bigger and her brèasts ached harder.

Kemi informed her husband, Damilola, of this new development and he encouraged her to see a doctor in case it was critical.

The next day, by midday, Kemi was already seated at the hospital's reception. When it was her turn to see the doctor, she was called into his office.

The doctor welcomed her warmly and sat her down to listen to her issues. After Kemi had explained her problems to him, the man seemed to understand her plight. After all, he was a renowned gynecologist. He just sighed and said, “I have my suspicions but we have to carry out tests to be sure.”

Reaching for a cabinet by his desk, he took out a transparent container from it which he handed to Kemi before saying, “Unfortunately, as it is already midday, we can’t carry out the tests as we need your body to be in its most refined state to examine you properly. What you would do is to fondle and massage your breàsts very early in the morning to press out breàst milk into this container. We would need your brèast milk specimen for some tests."

Kemi collected the container, thanked the doctor and left.

The next day, Kemi arrived in the hospital by midday. Immediately she was called into the doctor's office, she handed him the empty container. The confused doctor seeing no breàst milk in it, asked, "What happened? Why isn't there anything in here?"

Kemi looked him in the eyes and said, "Well, to be frank, I first tried with my left hand, yet nothing happened. I tried with my right hand and nothing happened. I called my husband and he tried with his right hand, and nothing happened. He tried with his left, yet nothing happened. He used his mouth, still nothing happened. Then we called our gatekeeper, and the man tried with both hands and nothing happened. He tried with his mouth and then his teeth, yet nothing happened."

The doctor's face was now shrouded with shock. "You asked your gatekeeper, too?"

"Yes," Kemi said. "We even called our neighbor and he tried with his left hand, yet nothing happened. He tried with his right, still nothing happened. He didn't want to use his lips cause many mouths had already gone through it."

"Well, can I use my mouth and hands to try then?" the doctor asked seductively as he reached for Kemi's brèast.

"You pervert," Kemi swapped his hands off. "I wasn't talking about my brèasts. I was talking about the container. We found it hard to remove the cover!

Written by Desmond Ben.

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Wahala For Who Get Nsukka

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A wife
went on holiday
leaving the husband
behind. The husband
got so Hot one day
that he decided to try the maid who
had just come from
Nsukka village and who
seemed clever. ... He
called the maid to his
bedroom where he had taken off his pants,
he
pointed to his manhood
when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know
what this is?
Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know
what it s for?
Maid:Yes
Husband: show me. The
maid immediately
dropped to her knees held the item with both
hands
drew
closer and opened her
mouth. The husband
was shivering with anticipation . The maid
then began,"My name is
Chinasa , I'm 23 years
old and I'm from
Nsukka. I
want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr
and mrs Chigozie, my
uncle, Broda
NnamdI aka' chop my
money and MY aunty
MRS IFEOMA, I would also
like to tell my boyfriend
Johnny that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo
by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the man," Oga,take your
microphone I'm
through...

Ur mic is fine oooooh

I go tell madam say u get fine Mic

Make she use am too

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