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 .

 I went to visit my babe in the female hostel and we both slept off.

 I woke up by 9:32pm

 and guys were not

 allowed in the hostel

 beyond 9:00pm.The girl

 went outside and told me

 girls were already nāked 

 that if I come out I'm

 finished. So She suggested I wore her

 clothes and pretend to be

 a lady and cover my face

 with a long hair tie and

 walk out of the hostel but

 I was scāred cause I was

 gonna see so many girls

 nāked before getting to

 the gate. And Her roommates were already on their way back. I was Confūsed.

 .

 I ask£d her h0w

 understanding her

 roommates could be and

 she said one of them was

 a campus fellowship MAMA that will surely repørt if she knew. She said she would go outside and tell them snake had entered the room but I said no that they were gonna go cāll security or so.

 .

 I told her to bring her wig

 and a wrapper,she

 brought it and I wore it

 and covered myself with

 the wrapper and asked

 her to tell her roommates

 when they come in that I

 was her friend who came

 to see her and was sīck

 and couldn't go back to

 my hostel in Annex.

 .

 So, I slept on the bed and

 turned my face to the

 wall. She slept on the bed

 with me. Her roommates

 came in, started gisting

 and asked who I was,she

 told them what I told her

 earlier.

 One of them came

 close and toūched my

 neck and was like her

 body is not really hot na...

 she said "Yes, I just took

 drugs."

 .

 Next thing I heard was can I pray for her? that was the fellowship mama

 talking. She said I should

 just turn my face and have faith that it's gonna be well.

 This my girl, was very smart. She told

 her I was a Jehovah's

 witness member that I

 won't like it. I was so

 scāred.

 .

 Two of them changed up,

 they were talking of going to have their bath. I was still scāred. They went out

 to have their bath. My girl

 tapped me and said babe

 I'm scāred, what do we

 do? I told her I was gonna stay in the hostel till 6:00pm the next day

 when boys are allowed in

 so I can leave. We agreed.

 .

 We slept and I didn't

 know when I started

 snoring. She tapped me

 and whispered you are

 snoring like a man. My

 people.. Na so sleep take

 vanish for my eyes... I

 could not sleep again. My

 Nokia phone battery was

 almost dēad. I stayed up

 till the next morning.

 .

 Around 4:00pm,One of her friend ask, , your

 friend is still sīck? She

 answered "Yes". The girl

 said we should go to the

 school clinīc that

 someone's child should

 not dīe here ooo.

 She went out and had her

 bath. The fellowship

 mama came back and

 didn't say a word. Now it

 was 6:00pm, the chance I

 had to leave the hostel

 freely as a guy but the

 roommates were still

 inside.

 When it was 7:00pm, she

 s£nt me a t£xt and said

 she was gonna ask her

 roommates to j0in her

 that she was gonna buy

 food for them. That once I

 hear them leave, I should

 wait for 7 minutes and

 leave the room

 immediately.

 .

 she asked them to j0in her go eat, but the mama... This

 same fellowship mama

 Hmmm.

 Said she was OK and didn't want to eat. I felt like dyīng. So, the other girl said let's go together, so they left.

 .

 Next thing I felt was a touch. The mama touched me and said "Mr Man, you can leave our hostel now. Don't think I'm Stupīd. I saw your shoe under the bed. I heard when you were snoring like a pig. It's either you come down now and leave or I cāll the security for you".

 .

 Brothers and sisters, I

 came down; thanked her

 very well and she invited

 me to their fellowship

 with a seriøus thrēat that I must attend or else she

 will expøse everything...

 .

 To cūt the long story

 short... That was how I

 started playing Drums at

 FELLOWSHIP in my school

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