Ramsy

Computer Scientist : Am A Believer ????????????????

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Ramsy

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SOME PEOPLE πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Me : Sir excuse me, I want to ask something if at all you don't mind.πŸ™

Peter: Alright ask, I don't mind.πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Me : You live around here right?πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Peter: Yes, is there any problem?πŸ™„

Me : No, I'm coming matero and I'm looking for someone who stays around here, he's my colleague and told me he lives here.😩

Peter : Give a description.

Me : His name is Patrick Mwansa, He's tall, dark in complexion and he's very slim.πŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Peter: Wait, does he drive in a BMW X5 blue car?πŸš–

Me : Yes sir he does.βœ”οΈ

Peter : He has twins a boy and girl?πŸ‘¦πŸ‘©

Me : Yes sir I remember he once told me about having twins.βœ”οΈ

Peter: Does he stammer when speaking?πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Me: Oh my God sir you are right, yes he stammers when speaking.😱

Peter : I'm so sorry, I don't know him.πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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Ramsy

Jokes
~1.7 mins read
jokes for u πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1. I'm just imagining the kind of hunger that hooked the person that discovered coconut could be eaten *πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. My mum be like "I'm talking and you are quiet"
Me: but mummy.....
Mum: Keep quiet I'm talking and you are talking...πŸƒπŸƒ

3. Girls that takes their
boyfriends out and give them
money... Where do you live? Please I need one😀😀😀

4. ATTENTION ATTENTION
Anyone who wants to leave the group should leave during day time, if you leave at night and get raped it's your problem o, don't come and blame us...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. It pains me when am coming back from shop rite with bags and non of my Neighbors are outside to see meπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6. Nigerian parents will say they are working because of children and yet they give us one meat and take two😏

7. be shouting smal body no be sickness, until they start sharing drinks in an event, and dey got to ur turn & give u boboπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. If not for the love I have for
Nokia touch light how much is iPhone 11 that someone cannot buyπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸƒπŸƒ

9. Bro if she opens her leg for u , close it At least surprise God for one dayπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

10. eating suya with the person who bought it is stressful you will be asking de holy spirit when next to pick oneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. you came to kidnap me with benz and you expect me to shout for help are you OK??...Abeg shift small make i balance wellπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜Œ

12. short girls are cute until it's time to say goodnight and she hug your legπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13. In this our hard economy, someone wants to buy a foreign dog of 500k* *If you give me that money, I'll stand at your door and bark for you...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. Sister!!..if you have flat boobs, flat yansh, and even flat chest.....congr atulations, your three bedroom flat is now completeπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15. Some naija guyz sha, If U don't have anything to say, just end the Chat with her .πŸ™„πŸ™„ Which one is "What is Ur favorite age?"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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