Me: Are You Done Cleaning? 

Daughter: Yes Dad!

Me: Oya Baff And Go To Ur Boyfriend's House, It's Cold🥶

2👑:The fact that i broke up with u doesn't mean u should move on wit another guy..wait for me,i know what am doing 😒

3👑:I can't believe that at my age I still look left and right before crossing 🤔🤦

I'll stop that noñsense from tomorrow 😂😂

4👑:I told her if beauty was a crime..She will be innocent...And She replied awwwwww 😂😂😂

5👑:The only people that beat their customers are teacher's, how can we pay you and you are beating us🤣🤣🤣🤣

6👑:Dem throw party for 0rphanage home DJ go dey play "where ur mama dey o, where ur papa dey" naso everybody start dey cry 😂

7👑:We need anoda key to success 

Education doesn't work again 😐

8👑:Finally I don hear pr0digal son own side of the story him papa no give enough money

9👑:So DSTv is advertising DSTv on DSTv for people with DSTv to buy DSTv😂🥴😂🥴

10👑:The only thing I remembered in Mathematics was.... "Do you understand?" And "Are we together?" 😂

Everybody: yes sir! 😂

11👑:No matter how holy you are, someone son must one day Jack your legs up and ñack you wotowoto 😂😂😂

10👑:After recording sum songs in studio.d studio manager told me there is gain in Keke business🙄I still dnt understand

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My mates are graduates 💔

My mates are getting married.💔

My mates have children and their children is growing up💔

My mates are getting good jobs.💔

My mates are seeing money and succeeding.💔

My mates are living alone 💔

My mates are living overseas.💔

My mates are buying cars.💔

My mates are building houses.💔

My mates are this......my mates are that......💔

It's a pity you literally forgot about your mates in the mortuary!!🤷

Your mates in the psychátric homes!!🤷

Your mates are r0aming on the streets,

Your mates are pr0$tituting sléeping with different men to feed !!🤷

Your mates are jobless, húngry, blind, déaf!🤷...👇👇👇👇👇

You might not be where you wish to be but you have obviously transcended from where you were yesterday.

❤️Be thankful and grateful bcuz you're alive in the land of the living,, brother, sister, be thankful for your life 🙏🏾🙏🏾 God knows why you're in the level you're now.. be patient, life is turn by turn,, you cannot achieve good things of life at the same time with your mates,, some of your mates will achieve good things of life and die early while some will achieve good things of life and live longer to enjoy it.. Don't compare yourself with your mates, we all have different luck and star, our destiny are not the same 

Do you know:🤔🤔

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 Some slept yesterday and didn't wake up today?☺️☺️

We're sinners but God showed mercy? 🙏🙏

Some of your mates are there in jàil without c0mmitting any crime?🙏🏾🙏🏾

What of those that d!ed at owo Church attack yesterday ? 😪😪😪😪😪

You ate last night but some didn't or couldn't?

You have work and sources for daily living while some have nothing to look up to!!!☺️☺️

You are alive not because you are faithful or because you have never sinned before but it is the MERCY of God Almighty that kept you alive💪💪

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