- Don’t date instrumentalists. Especially the ones that play the piano. He will put your heart on E-flat. 

- Don’t date content creators. Especially the ones that make comic video content. Those ones that use more ladies than storyline in their skits. 

- Don’t date him if he lives in Egbeda, Oshodi , Ayobo, Agege , Ajegunle , Idimu, Sango Otta. He probably listens to Portable and those songs that have gunshot sounds. 

- Don’t date him if his read receipt is off on WhatsApp. He is as sneaky as they get. 

- Don’t take him if he likes plantain. Real men don’t eat plantain. It means he likes sweet things. I mean, he literally likes sweet things. You don’t want a man that likes sweet things. 

- Don’t date a man that doesn’t have pictures on social media. That man is doing magic in the DMs. That man is up to something   

-Don’t date him if his friends call you our wife. My dear in actual sense, you are about to be played. 

- Don’t date him if he is related to Lai Mohammed with every word that comes out from his mouth. He’d keep graduating.  

- Don’t date him if he is a Yahoo boy. 

First thing first. It is a crime to date a Yahoo boy. EFCC will raid you and his 20 friends who live in his house. 

Second thing is. He’d probably use your black pant before EFCC. 

-Don’t date him if he doesn’t play or follow any sport. That one is not a brother. 

- Don’t date him if he doesn’t have beards. He’d probably give birth to kids that will grow up to not have beards and the cycle goes on. The world doesn’t want that, mbok. 

-Don’t date him if he still watches cartoons. He’d probably cry one day in a heated argument. 

- Don’t Date date him if he insists on nack on the first date. There’d be more nack in the relationship more than there will be in marriage. That is if you even make it there. 

-Don’t date him, if he is the music director/ head of choir or even just a choir member. Especially if he is singing tenor. They are ladies men. 

- Don’t date him if he doesn’t know how to pray. Who will wake up in the night to pray for the family ? 

- Don’t take him if he spells Violence as Vawulence. He’d probably comrade your graduation picture and add a caption like “ this vawulence is certified” or something as childish as that. 

- Don’t date him if he has a bestie. My dear, this one is a no brainer. 

- Don’t date him if he doesn’t have a chat history with anyone ( especially ladies ) 

- Don’t date him if he uses the disappearing messages feature. This man is a criminal   

- Dont date him if he plays Bet9ja. If it’s sports, you might be lucky. If you date a man that plays Virtual soccer, he will sell you literally to play 1,2,9,10 over 1.5. 

- Don’t even think of dating him if he lives in Lagos, Rivers , Akwa-Ibom and Imo. He will cheat on you. 

- Don’t date him if he cannot cook. If he cannot cook, why is he looking for wife. Who will cook for him? 

- When you go through his phone and find nothing incriminating. Don’t date him. He has more incriminating things on him than Hushpupi. He is whining you. 

- If his name is Emmanuel, Chris , Chukwuma , Ayo, Michael. Femi is the father of them all. Don’t go near a Femi. 

- Don’t date him if you are in the talking stage and he keeps using your picture as profile picture. Baba is whining you. 

- When he introduces you to his friends as the “love of his life” and you are not dating yet ??? Don’t date him. That mf is going to carry you Trabaye. 

- if he sends you a ‘Good morning’ text before you even wake up. Weyrey Dey disguise. Spiritual husband. 

- Don’t date him if he supports Arsenal, Chelsea or Barcelona. He’d definitely have bad habits. 

- Don’t date him if he wears waist bead and leg chain. He is a spiritual husband wey Dey disguise. 😭

- Don’t date him if he drives a Sienna. That man is a father of 5 atleast. His wife will probably randomly beat you on the road. 

- Don’t date him if he is pushing for Agbado and cassava man to become our president. This one, this one is serious because both of you will suffer. Agbado in the morning. Pap in the afternoon. Eba in the evening for you and your big head children. 

Finally, Don’t take him serious if he doesn’t have plans for the future. Especially if he doesn’t have courtesy for people or doesn’t treat other people well. It’s all an act. He’d attend to you too someday. This one is the most important. Take it as serious as possible. 

Have a beautiful week. 

You are probably not even doing it right.

If you've had a history with mastur/bation, you'll agree that masturbation does not go without chains, pornography and pornographic Contents.

Static Images (Pictures)

Videos

Text 

or Sounds that promotes or outrightly shows indulgence in fnikitindum or nak/ed women and men eating of the forbidden veggies of Eden.

While most of us were growing up, we were unlucky to get entangled with godfor/saken materials as these and they futher roped us into what we didn't ever bargain for.

Addictions. Cravings. Obsession. Beclouded thought. Anxiousness.

Especially with s/ex related topics.

The sight of the milkiness of a bre/ast or the cleav/age of every woman, beautiful or not, curvy or not, was a valid reason for a mountain solid erec/tion and fleshy strokes that most times left our genitals sore.

Most of your mothers still do not know why a new soap had to be bought every single Friday while you were growing up. Have you told them? I guess not.

These and more were what mastur/bation does to young people.

The most interesting part of it is that once you're neck deep, you might never come out until late adulthood. How interesting!

Roughly 80% of teenagers and youths still mastur/bate. Adults too. Not that they love to, but they just cannot stop.

 Here are a few tips that might help.

• Pray to God for Strength & Help to fight this Beast.

• Resist the urge to Stay alone

• Always sit around people.

• STOP watching po/rn

• STOP seeing ero/tic movies

• Tell someone about it. Someone you Trust and can report yourself to.

• Agree to tell someone when you fail to abstain.

• check mark calendar days you were victorious and celebrate those days.

• Make up your mind to stop

• Occupy your time with a rigourous activity that requires your strength.

- I'll recommend gym and excerises. 

- Focus on building up your muscles or loosing weight. Spend your energy on it.

- Always talk to God and ask him to help you.

Masturb/ation is not what you think it is.

It is not fun. It is not just self pleasure. It is not a safe way to have s/ex.

It kills your desire for God. It enslaves you. It puts you in chain, it destroys your self confidence. It increases your anxiety and worry level. It eats you up.

BE SET FREE!!!