1..i have not been able to eat since one girl said that singing is my favorite music😒

😔I am still looking for my appetite 😂😂

2..🙄Do u know that when they started planning on how to toast your sister, 🙈they will start calling you.."Senior man"🤩🤩😂

3..with the current situation of Nigeria now😏, 

Once I reap the fruit of my labour, 

🙅‍♂️if I plant again, make I bend 🤣🤣

4..✍focus on your life bro!

Ladies don't post broke guys..👌

Or🙄you don see me for any girl status before??🙆‍♂️😂😂

5..relationship where the boyfriend and girlfriend dey speak 🗣correct English no dey last longer 🤩😂😂

6..i wonder who taught Africans that water that remain after brushing teeth is used for washing face🙆‍♂️🤩😂

7..Never judge a girls shape with school uniform..🤩that stuff can hide blessings eehnn🤣🤣

8..Trouble is when u join a group called..."Single and searching" And you find out that your wife is the ADMIN 🙆‍♂️😂😂

9..welcome to Nigeria where all bed must touch wall 🤩

Check your bed and laugh small😜😂😂

10..if you pronounce 👉Fork🍴

As 👉FerK.. 😒Avoid me 🚶🏾🚶🏾

11..🙄you are bleaching and you can't speak good English 😏.. 

🙈How are you going to communicate with your fellow oyibo people??🙆‍♂️🤣🤣

12..those of you that has been reading my jokes without reacting or commenting😒

😏on my wedding day eehn🙈.. 

No food for you oo🤩

I can recognize your faces 😋😋

Am still making you happy i pray God touch your heart to JOIN THE GROUP BELOW 👇 for more please Do that now below 👇👇🥺🥺

Stop ignoring my post 🙄 am not your Ex 😂, I did nothing to you 🥺🥺🙏🥺🥺

Still ur boy 👉#Ramsy🥰😁

Husband and wife so silent in bed .

(Wife thinking)... Why is he not talking to me?

Is he thinking of another woman? 

Is he seeing someone else? 

Don't I look appealing to him anymore?

Is he trying to dump me?

Is he now finding me ugly?🤔

Does my makeup repel him these days?

He didn't speak to me since he came in,

I know his mother does not like me.

Maybe they are arranging another wife for him.

Is this how I will end up a single mother? 

God please save my marriage.

WHY IS HE UPSET?

She gathered courage and asked him, "Honey why didn't you talk to me? What did I do to deserve all this? Tears rolling down from her eyes 😭

The husband turns and looked at her with his red eyes, angry face 😞 and angrily replied... "How on Earth could Manchester United lose 3 - 1 to Liverpool when we have players like Ronaldo, Pogba and Mata?

Moral LESSON:

Sometimes women worry over NOTHING!🕊️

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