Why I Will Never Teach Pre-School Kids Again!😩

At the creche where I work, there is a little girl named Vicky. She is so cute and sweet😘❤️.

Yesterday, just before knocking off, I found her busy, trying to put on her shoes👟. 

I approached her, and offered to help her. It was such a torrid time😓. 

The boots seamed to be smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes⌚ to help her wear them. When we were done, after making a steps away from her, she called me said🗣️ "Uncle Dennis you made me wear banana"😒. When I looked at her shoes, to my embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her shoes - the banana style.👟🤦‍♂️👟

Upon trying to take off the shoes again, it took me 3 minutes⌚. After struggling so much I eventually managed to remove them and tried putting them on again, this time the correct way. However, it was more difficult than the first time.🤧

When I finished, she said🗣️: "Teacher, these shoes are not mine!"😌🙆‍♀️

I really got angry😒, but since I work with little kids, I had to be patient and control my anger😌. I struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked

🗣️" Vicky where her own shoes were and this is what she said:

🗣️"These shoes belong to my sister, my mum is the one who made me wear them in the morning today".🤦‍♂️😹🙆‍♀️

This time I boiled in anger😡. But since I always do my job perfectly and wholeheartedly❤️, I helped her to put on the shoes again. When we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker, yet again.🗣️ "What about the socks, teacher?" she asked.

I wondered whether I should laugh or cry🙂🤧. 

Politely and swiftly I asked her, 🗣️"Where are the socks Vicky?"😒

👧She innocently replied:🗣️ "I shoved them in my shoes, they are in front of my toes"🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

I just vex resign✍️🚶‍♂️ 

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I came outside yesterday night to ease myself 😌, when I saw Mama Nkechi Sneaking into Oga landlord's flat🙆‍♂️ Omo people bad oh , I thought this woman is a Saint 🙄, anyway everyday is for the thief and one day is for the owner 😁, After easing myself I went straight to Oga landlord's flat🚶(Make I go observe wetin dey sup 😏) when I got there I discovered that they shut the door 🚪 so I stood there wondering what to do boom 💥 a thought 💭 came to my mind 😁 and I decided to try the back door 🚶, when I got to the backyard Fortunately for me they forgot to lock 🔒 it , so I entered Gently and checked the parlour but I didn't see them there 😏I only saw wine in a glass🍷 on the table so I took the wine and drink it 😋 , Omo man must enjoy 😁, After that I decided to check the room as I got to the door 🚪 I hear mama nkechi screaming 😱 (Harder harder, I love you) So Oga landlord get strength like this 🙆‍♂️ Omo I entered the room and they were shocked to see me 😌, so they started begging me not to tell anyone about what I saw 🙏, shey this people dey whine me ni 🙄, I told them that I will only agree to that if Oga landlord will agree to sign that I won't pay rent for 2 years and we will host a compound prayer meeting 😌, so he agreed to do what I said 😁 , so I left , The next morning He brought me the receipt 🧾 for two years house 🏠 rent , Omo like this now eh this landlord think say I no wise 🙄 I go show am say na me be diala Emmanuel 😌, So that night they called for the compound prayer and i was asked to pray 😁🙏, Omo make I come cast everywhere 😌, so I started the prayer: O lord we thank you for today 😁 forgive us our sins for we are sinners 😓🙏 come and wash us to be whiter than snow 🌨️, Lord I pray 🙏 that you should remove the spirit of cheating from Oga landlord so I won't catch him and mama nkechi doing kelewa in the room again 😌, Omo everybody became surprised and shouted 🙆🏻🙆‍♂️ ehh na so landlady grab mama nkechi 🤣 come see beating 😌, as she was beating Mama nkechi in anger calling her all sorts of names🤬, She asked the neighbors to help her deal with her husband Omo they gave him the beating of his life 😁, As you are reading this now, Mama nkechi and Oga landlord is in ward 8 University of Benin teaching hospital 🏥😌, Make I go find food chop abeg I no dey support bad thing 😌🚶🤣

Cutie 🥰, please don't ignore me this time 🙏 please add this profiles for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 Ramsy

God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏