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A 70 Year Old Lady Was Standing Next To The Railing On A Cruise Ship. .... She Was Using Both Han...
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A 70 year old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship. ....⛴ She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away..... 🙆♀️
A gentleman approached the lady and said ..... "Ma'am, .... I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up".....
The lady replied,...... "Sir, if I take my hands off my hat it will blow away"...... 😧
"I understand,..ma'am,..... but .... you aren't wearing any panties", ..... replied the gentleman.
The lady looked down then ...... back up at the gentleman and said, "Sir, .... anything you see down there is 70 years old. I bought this hat only yesterday"....🤣🤣😅😅
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A Doctor, A Lawyer, A Little Boy And A Priest Were Out For A Sunday Afternoon Flight On A Small Priv...
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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and yelled to the passengers that they better jump, and he himself bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live, and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live. He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, Not to worry Father. The smartest man in the world just took off with my backpack.
Moral: Your job doesn't always define you, but being a Good Human being Does. Don't let pride come into your life, in everything you are doing be humble.
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