*Couldn't stop laughing*

_FEEL THIS JOKE!_

``` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.

 One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

 As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges🍊🍊 fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

 Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....

 He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................

 "Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......

 They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............

 Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:

 "What About The Two At The Gate?" Let's get them .........

 You should see the marathon..🏃🏾🏃🏾

The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!". 

 .... Now You're laughing... . abeg life sweet joor. 

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂```

*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

This is to Inform You All that Our Beloved and Well Known Friend *Mr 2020* is Retiring on the 31st of this Month.

His 12 Wives, 52 Children and 365 Grand Children will be Attending the Grand Send Off on Thursday, the 31st  December at 23.59 Hrs. 

However, His Family Members asked Me to  Inform You that He is Retiring with *ALL our  Problems, Sickness, Disappointments, Frustration, Untimely Death, Shame, Disgrace, Barrenness, Discouragement, Failure,  and Rejection.*

Yet, His Successor - *Mr  2021, asked Me to  Inform You that, He is  Going to Compensate us  with :- *Long Life, Good Health, Wealth, Love, Abundant  Blessings, Peace, Joy, Righteousness, Promotion, Prosperity*

*God's Blessings*

God bless everyone on dis platform, Jesus loves us & remain bless. 

*Seasons Greetings*