THE THREE GREAT COMMANDMENTS OF CHRISTMAS:

👘1. If you can't afford NEW CLOTHES, wear the ones you already have. It's JESUS' birthday and not yours. You mustn't 'out dress' the celebrant👔👜👟👢🥻. 

. If you can't afford the kind of FOOD you want, eat what you have and move on. If you don't tell people what you ate, no one knows. 'belle no get show glass'🐂🐘🐓🐐.

3. If you don't have the means to TRAVEL, stay where you are. JESUS wasn't born in your village afterall. And your village isn't the appointed place for His birthday celebration either. Any villager who is desperately bent on seeing you, should come look for you where you are 🚚🏫🏛️. 

Of all the things he said, "Do in remembrance of me", CHRISTMAS wasn't one of them.

Take life easy and don't stress yourself.

DON'T ENVY ANYONE

THANKS  AND COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON.   ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜

*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

This is to Inform You All that Our Beloved and Well Known Friend *Mr 2020* is Retiring on the 31st of this Month.

His 12 Wives, 52 Children and 365 Grand Children will be Attending the Grand Send Off on Thursday, the 31st  December at 23.59 Hrs. 

However, His Family Members asked Me to  Inform You that He is Retiring with *ALL our  Problems, Sickness, Disappointments, Frustration, Untimely Death, Shame, Disgrace, Barrenness, Discouragement, Failure,  and Rejection.*

Yet, His Successor - *Mr  2021, asked Me to  Inform You that, He is  Going to Compensate us  with :- *Long Life, Good Health, Wealth, Love, Abundant  Blessings, Peace, Joy, Righteousness, Promotion, Prosperity*

*God's Blessings*

God bless everyone on dis platform, Jesus loves us & remain bless. 

*Seasons Greetings*