*Couldn't stop laughing*

_FEEL THIS JOKE!_

``` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.

 One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

 As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges🍊🍊 fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

 Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....

 He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................

 "Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......

 They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............

 Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:

 "What About The Two At The Gate?" Let's get them .........

 You should see the marathon..🏃🏾🏃🏾

The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!". 

 .... Now You're laughing... . abeg life sweet joor. 

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂```

*A motivational speaker said: "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".* 

 *Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother".* 

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

 *A big round of applause and laughter followed.* 

   ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£              

 *One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this at home. After dinner, he said to his* *wife: the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife....*     

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

 *After a moment he tried to recall the second line......he couldn't 🙈😕!!* 🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️

 *By the time he regained his senses, he was in a hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife.* 

      🔥🔥🔥🔥😭🙆🏻‍♂️   

 **MORAL LESSON:* 

 *Don't copy if you cannot paste. 🤣🤣🤣

 Happy New Month*