I dropped my Girlfriend at her Home, i put my Hand on the Wall by the Gate for Support, leaned towards her.

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Me: "Can i kīss you?

Her: "Not now , I'm at home"

Me: "Pleeeeeease!!!"

Her: "No"

Me: "You were too sweet in Bēd today"

Her: "Woow!!.... You too, full of Energy. I could not believe we did it Four times".

Me: "Let me kīss you goodnight".

Her: "Someone may be watching us, they still think I'm a Vīrgin at Home".

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This goes on for 10 minutes, then my girlfriend's Brother appears at the Gate and says, "Dad says whether you kīss him or not, it's your decision. But tell that Ba$tard !!!! to remove his Hand from the interCom button, everyone in the house is listening to your conversation and you're distūrbing the Prayer session😂😂😂

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On getting home 🏠, he realized that his house 🏠 key 🔑 is in the bag he left at the Office Doorstep... He got upset,🤦🏾‍but had no choice, so he trekked 🚶🚶 back to the office again, picked up his bag 🎒 angrily, and trekked 🚶 his way back home 🏠 again..

On getting home 🏠, he dipped his hand ✋ into the bag 🎒, only to realize that the office 🏢 key was in the bag 🎒 all along... Now he sits on the floor shouting...

 "Make una kuku kill me ooohhh village people. 😃😃😂😂😂😂😂 

My people I want make una laugh small,

Laughter is a good medicine my pple..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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