1. Why I stop watching wrestling, like seriously how can two men without trousers be fighting for belts??🙄

2. For all those gals that change position during sex without been told may God bless u all financially..you will have a good husband 😜😌

3. What is your hidden talent?¿

Mine the ability to open cooking pot without any noise 😏

Asin you no go hear peem!!😜

4. As a small doctor I'm tired of doing this research alone

Abeg if snake bite person 4 neck, nah where them go tie rope?🤔

5. You have over 11 sex partners and you call that thing a private part, no it's called Universal socket👀

Sister repeat after me, Universal soc...😂😂😂😂

6. Once your partner finds your replacement, every conversation turns into arguments, even ur smile looks like covid-19 symptoms 

😂😂😂😂😂

7.i will add weed in my wedding cake you Guys deserve more joy -Abeg-😄😍💕

8. A good wife material will look at her husband in the eyes and say " honey! You have suffer a lot, pls use me 4 ritual😋 🤓 🤐

9. I need a gal that will stay with me till I find my future wife pls🙏

10. Some gals will never open up to tell a Guy that he is handsome, they will be like " you are a womanizer😂😂😂"

11. I want to be the reason you'll look at your phone and smile hit your head on a Pole and faint 😝😂😊

12. After cracking my brain to gist you with all this hilarious jokes, you reply me with lolz🙄 my God will lolz your career 😂😂😂

13. Earthquake in Japan for 3days electricity still on, in Nigeria 2birds having sex on wire...Boom! No light for two weeks🙆 🙅 🙄

14. Just imagine telling your kids you met their mother on Facebook free mode🙆😂👀

15. Beware of those people that turn old stew into jollof rice🤔they hardly forget the past😂 😂 😂

I come in peace 😉🖕😂

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Still ur boy 👉 stitches 😁

I thought they were going to eat the fruits, so I bought apples 🍏🍏. 

The next day, everybody was present with different fruits 🍅🍍🍉🍈🍓🍏

The pastor🧔 started praying, then point at a woman far behind him, he said: 

Pastor: woman what type of fruit do you bring? 🤔🤔

Woman: water melon 🍈🍉

Pastor: is it slice🍉or full water melon 🍈

Woman: full water melon🍈🍈

Pastor: okay woman turn left and hit the water melon on the head of the person beside you🤣🤣

The woman did as instructed, then the pastor asked did the person shout after hitting him/her😯😯she said yes. 

Then he said that is how your enemies will shout & die, the woman shouted Amen.

Moment later the pastor point at a guy beside me, before the pastor could say a word. I have run🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃and🚶🚶🚶leave the church because I was sitting beside a guy with coconut 🥥🥥 

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