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Can I Have Your Phone For A Minute / In The Surgical Operations Room
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Girlfriend: Honey can i have your phone for a minute?
Boyfriend: Okay wait lemme (let me) switch it on (he deleted the messages, photos and videos log out Facebook format the memory card) here is the phone, I have nothing to hide.
Girlfriend: ok dear, I just wanted to check the time so i can set mine.
Na waaoo for men ooo na so de guy take collapse ooo.
BOOK TWO: IN THE SURGICAL OPERATION ROOM
Mdestus opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathe " Thank God it's over"
A man on the other side of his bed said, "Don't be too sure, they an injection in my belly and had to open it again" Another patient added" same with me but mine was a park of cotten wool".
Almost immediately, the doctor who did the operation stormed in and asked "has anyone seen my watch? Modestus fainted.
THANKS FOR READING
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The Lying Lawyer & For My Country
~0.9 mins read
A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. On getting home, his wife saw the girl's pant in the car. She got mad and tore it to pieces screaming: Honey! Honey!!! What is this? The lawyer calmly replied: My God , you have just destroyed evidence of a tape case worth millions of Naira. She quickly fell on her knees apologizing, Honey pls 4give me God will bring another one.
FOR MY COUNTRY
Four men; an ENGLISH, a RUSSIAN, an INDIAN band a NIGERIAN, went to a mountain's top to offer themselves as a sacrifice for the sake of their different countries.
The ENGLISH man was to sacrifice first so he came up, after praying for his country, he said; "this is for my country" and then jumped down from the top of the mountain.
Next was the RUSSIAN, he came up and after praying for his country he said; "this is for my country", then he jumped down from the top of the mountain.
Next was the NIGERIAN, he came up as the others did , said some prayers for his country and after praying, he said; "this is for my country", he then pushed the Indian man down from the top of the mountain.........
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