Ramsy
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SOME PEOPLE π
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Me : Sir excuse me, I want to ask something if at all you don't mind.π
Peter: Alright ask, I don't mind.ππ»ββοΈ
Me : You live around here right?π€·πΌββοΈ
Peter: Yes, is there any problem?π
Me : No, I'm coming matero and I'm looking for someone who stays around here, he's my colleague and told me he lives here.π©
Peter : Give a description.
Me : His name is Patrick Mwansa, He's tall, dark in complexion and he's very slim.π§π»ββοΈ
Peter: Wait, does he drive in a BMW X5 blue car?π
Me : Yes sir he does.βοΈ
Peter : He has twins a boy and girl?π¦π©
Me : Yes sir I remember he once told me about having twins.βοΈ
Peter: Does he stammer when speaking?ππ»ββοΈ
Me: Oh my God sir you are right, yes he stammers when speaking.π±
Peter : I'm so sorry, I don't know him.π€¦ββοΈ
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Ramsy
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1. I was ShΓΈcked when I heard A fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly " My sister, have
you Ever seen an Elephant Flying Before?πππππ
2. Women will always tell you that men can
chΔat and tell lΔ«es, but they seem to fΓΈrgeting
that "What a man can do, a woman can do
better"... Guys are you with me??πππππ
3. My friend fΓΈrgot his apple laptop on the floor
in my room. My grandma thought it was a scale.
CONCLUSION: My grandma now weighs
250,500nairaπππππ
4. She told me she was coming to
my place by 9pm, But
she came by 7 pm & caught me
with another
woman...How can I forgive her for
lyΔ«ng to me??π©π²π©ππ
5. Last night I had a dream and I was kΔ«ssing my
neighbour's daughter but this morning she saw
me
and pretΔnded like nothing happened
Girls can prΔtend oohππππ
6. Some people will come to the ATM,
see others on queue and still ask
"is it paying"?
No, we came to vote for Buhari Again.. Please
shift jΓΈor!
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7. I don't no why people who Sits in front of
a commercial Bus always Feel as if they
Have made it in life
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8. I will be naming my daughter *'Pregnant''* so
when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am *lucky*
Her: Hi, am *Pregnant.*
*case ClΓΈsed*
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9. When you are not fasting you
can stay till afternoon without
feeling hΕ«ngry.
But when you are fasting, even Tv
remote will be looking like gala in
your eyes... Is that not wΔ«tchcraft??πππ
10. My girlfriend just caΕ«ght my side chick n I in
bed, she went straight to the kitchen to boil hot
water .. Think she's getting us some tea
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11. De most patience customers in de world are
those buying CΓΈndΓΈm. Dey will like, serve him
first i will wait
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12. I never knew the power of w££d until I saw a
90years old man telling me he wants to be a
lawyer when he grows....πππππ
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