Me : Sir excuse me, I want to ask something if at all you don't mind.🙏

Peter: Alright ask, I don't mind.💁🏻‍♂️

Me : You live around here right?🤷🏼‍♂️

Peter: Yes, is there any problem?🙄

Me : No, I'm coming matero and I'm looking for someone who stays around here, he's my colleague and told me he lives here.😩

Peter : Give a description.

Me : His name is Patrick Mwansa, He's tall, dark in complexion and he's very slim.🧍🏻‍♂️

Peter: Wait, does he drive in a BMW X5 blue car?🚖

Me : Yes sir he does.✔️

Peter : He has twins a boy and girl?👦👩

Me : Yes sir I remember he once told me about having twins.✔️

Peter: Does he stammer when speaking?💁🏻‍♂️

Me: Oh my God sir you are right, yes he stammers when speaking.😱

Peter : I'm so sorry, I don't know him.🤦‍♂️

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A newly married couple👰🤵 brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so they would have time for their careers and other more important things.🤝💟

One day, 🧔Mr. Dennis decided to give his wife a surprise package🎁. He molded a big heart(to represent love) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day. (❤️)😰

👩Madam came back and met the house help sleeping and snoring🛌😴:

👩MADAM: Will you get up now! Stupid girl! What have you been doing since morning?🙄

👩🏿HOUSE HELP🗣️: Madam welcome. Don't be mãd abeg🙏. Me and Mr. Dennis were making love 🍆🍑since morning, na just now now we finish he say make I lie down small🛌

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