After the man left, the wife invited her boyfriend into the house to sleep over. Unfortunately, the husband showed up that same night after his trip got canceled and eventually caught the wife with her boyfriend.

 

My wife shouted. 

 

She was in support of the man catching his cheating wife.

 

"Very good. Catch her. Catch her. Cheating woman."

 

"Homey stop shouting and calm down. This man doesn't satisfy his wife on bed. For five years of marriage no sex. How do you expect her to cope."

 

"So if you don't satisfy me on bed I should go and cheat eh? Okay. You are supporting the woman."

 

"I am not. I am only saying that we shouldn't blame the both couples."

 

That night we continued the rest of the movie in silence.

 

So this morning, I got an urgent call to be in Benin by tomorrow morning. I told my wife about the business trip and also told her I may spend three or four days, depending on when we finish.

 

She said okay and helped prepare my things for the journey. 

 

When I got to the office, the manager told me that the business meeting was shifted till Next week. So I wouldn't need to be traveling anymore. So I just continued my work for that day.

 

This evening I returned home from work and knocked on the door. My wife shouted from inside.

 

"Who is that?"

 

"Baby it is me. I am back home."

 

"Back from where? Benin or where?"

 

"No, from the office. The meeting was canceled so I could not travel again. I am back."

 

"Better travel o. Better travel. Which one is you are back?"

 

"Please open the door biko."

 

My wife opened the door for me.

 

I walked into the house. 

 

She shut the door.

 

And turned to me.

 

"So you wanted to try me and see whether I will bring a bot into the house ba?"

 

"Ah! No na... The meeting was canceled."

 

"Which yeye meeting? Go round and see if you will see any man. Just go round."

 

She started dragging my hand and leading me around the house. Kitchen to the toilet, bathroom to store.

 

And when we had returned to the sitting room she said to me.

 

"Shey you want to try me and see? Now that you have seen, you must travel the travel o. That travel you want to travel. Travel it."

 

I kept quiet.

 

Now we watched another movie where the husband was poisoning his wife with poison so he could marry a second wife.

 

My wife quickly stood up and went to hide the remaining sniper we have in the house. She returned and started murmuring.

 

"Let me hide that one first before you try it on me tomorrow. My life is important abeg. Since you are now trying things on movie."

 

My mouth opened.

 

The end.

I then got an SMS from Adenike asking for mobile money #250,000. I didn't have such money so I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I needed #250,000, for an emergency. I told her that my mother was sick and needed the money urgently. My wife gave me the money and I rushed to send it to the account number written in the message. 

Adenike did not acknowledge receipt of the money. While I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if she received the money. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the money. Her response was, *"Call me now."* so I went out of the house to make the call.

You can imagine my horror when my wife answered the call instead of Adenike!!!

Since yesterday after the call, I'm still standing outside with the phone in my hand.

I don't know how to get back into my own house now !!!

 

It’s about to rain and I’m still outside MY OWN HOUSE. 

Please those who are expert in this line help me out with advice.