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WISE FATHER( Palava)...
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✍️🤣🤣WISE FATHER( palava)🤣🤣✍️

👩A girl was with her father🧔 when he saw her boyfriend coming.🙄🚶‍♂️

👩GIRL: Have you come to collect your book📕 titled🗣️ "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor.😏

🧔BOY:🗣️ No, I want that our hymns called ✍️🗣️"WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"😊

👩GIRL🗣️ I don't have that one, may be you should take the other one 🗣️"UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie.🌳🙆‍♀️

🧔BOY🗣️ Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school🏬📞

👩GIRL🗣️ I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.🤗😗

Then DAD🧔🗣️ These are too many books,📕 will he read all of them?🙄

👩GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart.😎❤️

🧔DAD🗣️ Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the table titled✍️🗣️"I AM NOT STÚPID😐 I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" 😒by Shakespeare!

And also the one on the dinning titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT🤰 PREPARE TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE"🏡🤣 by Wole Soyinka.😐

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DENNIS THE MTN WORKERHer : HelloDennis: Wassup Baby Her : Nothi...
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✍🤣DENNIS THE MTN WORKER🤣✍️
👩Her : hello😌
🧔Dennis: Wassup baby 😁
👩Her : nothing oh, I just want to tell you that I just missed my period, I think I'm pregnant🤰

🧔Dennis: (changes voice) Thank you for calling MTN center, press 1 to abort, press 2 to move on, press 3 to get a new boyfriend🤖

👩Her : Dennisl!!🥺

🧔Dennis: sorry, you have pressed an invalid option, please try again🤖

👩Her : My love!!😫 
🧔Dennis: Invalid option, please try again later🤖

👩Her : Gosh!, I know it's you, by the way I was joking, I'm not prégnant, I wanted to see if you love me😏

🧔Dennis: oh me too, I was just practicing how@ I will be answering calls when I start working in MTN😁

👩Her : oh okay dearest.... I'm serious, I'm pregnant, mum has chased me out of the house😭

🧔Dennis: your call credit has been exhausted and call terminated, u can borrow airtime from MTN😂😂

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