2. Every time I kill mosquito, I put it in a chair next to my bed so that other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am !!!.????????

3. How African parent comment on their children Facebook photo. " You're beautiful in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.????????????

4. Some????girls can be funny o, so because your crush moved to your area, you now wear heels to fetch water.????????

5. Buying ❀ flowers for your Village girlfriend is not an issue. The problem is when I receive a message from her the next day saying "boo, the vegetables you bought me tasted somehow" Na wa oooooo.????????????

6. I began to fear Alcohol since the day I saw my neighbor spend the night dancing to the sound of my generator thinking that he is the club saying this DJ go kill person oooo, when I turn the generator off, he asked who sing the track? I tell him dat na Yahama sing am.. The guy say Davido and Wizkid supposed to dey learn from dis guy Yahama jam... see wahala.????????????

7. A guy enter a petroleum station and ask " are u guy selling petrol" shoroniyen!

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8. I know the economic state was worse when I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL... He was like "Bros abeg how much for low current"????????????

9. You think breakup btw boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? Have you ever been separated from the person you're about to copy answer from in an examination hall.????????????

10. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until you remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer.????

11. Next time I will enter plane if we get to the sky, I will open the back door and jump into heaven, God will be surprise to see me.????????????????

12. People will be saying Samson was the strongest man in the Bible. Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 1000 women.