So yesterday I jokingly posted I'm married to a girl called Cecilia...

My intention was for laughs, because I don't even know that girl. 

But it was taken so serious than I imagined🤦🏾‍♂️

My inbox yesterday was full of congratulations and happy married life.. 

In my committee of friends, our chairman sent me a message, fining me 50k for getting married without informing the committee.

That was not all,

I don't know how the news got across to my Church ⛪ people,

They removed me from youth fellowship whatsapp group and added me to men's fellowship.

The toughest one now... 

My mom showed up in my house this morning with one girl she brought from the village telling me she heard I got married to a city girl even without informing her my mother, that she can't allow that to happen, saying that the village girl is a girl she's been keeping for me to get married to when I'm ready..

I laughed and told mom it was only a joke that I can't get married like that without she my mother being aware, that I'm not even ready for marriage yet talk more of getting married to a city girl as she said..

Mom said whether I'm ready or not, that the girl is staying with me until I'm ready to marry her, and warned me never to attempt defiling her until I have married her.. 

My mom left...

This thing is still doing me like film..

As I'm talking to you now this girl is in my house,

I've given her money to go back that I will come and marry her later if I will and Hanty said she's going nowhere...

So even village girls are stubborn..

I just weak like this 🤦🏾‍♂️

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