I said okay, because I don't want to argue too much. I've always known Chinasa to be a lover of pets but i wasn't aware she was bringing in a dog this soon, we never talked about it. 

According to her, it was urgent and she was desperate about adopting the poor little husky when she saw it at a veterinary where it was said to be abandoned by an unknown person.

But ever since the little pet started living inside the house with us, every sight of the animal annoys me.

She even flaunts her newly adopted dog in my face and calls it SIMBA of Lion King. It annoys me because I'm not a fan of pets.

Just last night, Simba wiggled it's tail, jumped on my chest while I laid on the couch and licked my nose. I felt irritated to the extent that i almost slapped the living out of the dog's face.

"Ahh, babe take it easy nauu,It's just a dog. Besides, it's a sign of love when a dog licks your nose in that manner." Said Simba's mother.

"Biko come and carry your son away from my body before i dash it slap."

Sign of love kehh?? How can an Nkita wipe my face with it's wet tongue and all you can say is "it's a sign of love?"

I know as a couple we are supposed to agree on everything but I just pray that one day I won't be tempted to cook dog pepper soup in this house. Because I heard that dog meat is tasty.

© Brainzee

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