There was a time I opened jean trouser bale and found 20 euros inside one of the pockets. I ran and took the money to hubby. We drove to Wuse zone 4 immediately, changed the money and headed straight to do dorime. It was about 10k.

 

After sometime again, we found 50 euros. We changed it and got like 30k.

 

After these two events, we became keenly interested in searching jean trouser pocket. Sometimes, hubby will joking tell me let’s open a trouser bale and search it

 

One very good day like that, I saw 50,000 KRW inside one of the trousers. I opened my eyes wide to look at it. Shey na eye dey pain me?

 

Just then, it started making sense. Pastor even prophesied about huge money that week.

 

I called hubby who was still at work to leave whatever he’s doing and drive down to the shop as we’re about going to buy a house in Asokoro from here.

 

I told him I found 50k inside jean trouser.

 

He screamed. You mean 50k euros? Close shop now now. Wait for me downstairs. I’m coming. Don’t let anyone suspect you have such amount ooh. He cut before I could tell him it’s not euro ooh. 

 

He came and picked me. He told me this money you found is about 26m ooh. I don calculate am. We both laughed. 

 

We even parked at a point, came down from the car, gave each other high five, selected few houses along the road and practiced how we’ll go and price them, went back into the car and drove off again.

 

I called a food vendor I know to barbecue the biggest chicken she has in her fridge for me. Make it peppery I said. Buy juice for me as well. I’m a very busy woman now. I’ll pickup later.

 

E choke.

 

We sat inside the car and those bureau de change people rushed us.

 

We told them to wait. Just relax. We’re looking for who has millions. You get millions? We asked them.

 

We later agreed on exchange rate. 520 for 1 euro. Omooooo.

 

They now said we should bring out the money let them at least see it.

 

I now in a bugalized way brought out the 50k. The man asked me “wey the money?

 

I asked him, na paper you hold?

 

Man: Wayin be this? Waving the money in the air.

 

Hubby: Grabs the money from him. Oga give me before you tear our treasure. Then looks at it. Baby, this is not euro ooh. We no look an well. Which one is KRW?

 

Money changer: Na Korean money be this. We no dey change am again. The money dey useless. 

 

Photooooo!

 

He continued Na only one man dey change this money now but e dey Maraba. This one fit be like 7,500 if it still reach self.

 

 

Hubby and I remembering all our plans.

Joseph: Maley, wetin sup?

Portipher's Wife: Joeboy, u won cap me say u no see say my kpekus dey drip 4 u 

Joseph: Tarrrrrh, disembark 4rm dat careless capping on hw senior man lap d unit kom kporrr me ontop ur kpekus, banny na blood overstain

Portipher's Wife: See dis smaller oo. On hw I dey set compass give u make u 4 taste wetin ur senior man dey enjoy, u dey cap vertically. Joeboy u dey fear? 

Abi ur liver no strong

Joseph: Banny, based on spiritual tins and tins, make I cap u. Em say give wah belongs to Ceasar to Ceasar. Ur kpekus belongs to my senior man nd me Joeboy no get doings 4 dat kind matter

**Joeboy walks away while Portipher's Wife pretends to b sober nd sheds fake tears**

Portipher returns nd meet her in dat state

Portipher: Banny, wida naa? Na wetin dey steal ur joy?

Portipher's Wife: No be your boy, Joeboy Upon all the bannies 4 d unit, Joeboy swear say na 4 my kpekus him won chook him rod 

Portipher: Joeboy lap!!!!!!!!! 

Joseph: Senior man, Wida na wetin sup 

Portipher: Joeboy, because I carry u show way, u don dey do do, dey jump jump, dey clap clap, dey shake shake waist 

Joseph: I no comprison ur caprison, cap me the legit 

Portipher: My banny cap me say u been wan chop her kpekus 

Joseph: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!  Senior man, d person weh play u that tape, him face no show, him shoe no shine 

Portipher: Esssssssssssssssssssss, where u? You dey try tell me say I dey cap vertical? On a zero zero zero zero zero hour, I go jazz u down, put am 4 ur body wotoporiously u no go fit shout die it, send u go prison 

Joseph: Ahhhh!!! Senior man Sympathy

Portipher: Wey you? Die it Infact jazz down!!!!!!!!!