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7 Jokes U Can Tell Your Crush That Willk Her Smile
~5.8 mins read
It is the desire of everybody to find out a way he can make his crush to smile. Someone you are crushing on can be someone you like or love but find it difficult to really tell the person how you feel about her. Well there is a way you can say these things in a more funny way that will make your crush to smile.

Here are 7 jokes you can tell your crush that will make her smile.
1. Hey Beautiful, I am unemployed but I have a first class degree in kissing, a diploma in caring and a certificate in cuddling, do you have a job for me? Make this statement with a lot of laughter and bright face.
2. Cutie, I am going to call the police on you because you just stole my heart.
3. Something is surely missing in your name, that is my last name
4. I think you are getting taller, last time I saw you, you were at this height, now you are on my mind.
5. Hey Beautiful, please what is the time? I want to know the time I met the girl in my dream.
6. Sorry, But the way things are going, someone might just tell you to leave here and I will not blame them. I mean look at how beautiful you are, you are making every other person look bad.
7. Just sell your house because you can live in my heart forever and it's free.
Try making this statement with so much fun and bright face. This will make it work better.
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Marry Chioma Within 21 Days If U Want God To Expose All Your Wickedness.. Uche Tell Davido
~1.8 mins read
In response to Davido’s death prophecy, Uche Maduagwu asked him to marry Chioma within the next 21 days, as he promised, if he wants God to battle for him and expose the corruption around him, as he said with faith.

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According to Uche Maduagwu, there’s no wickedness than promising a woman marriage only to make her Lord of engagement ring, get her pregnant and refuse to get married to her after she gave birth to his son.

Uche Maduagwu then asked Davido to stop being stubborn like Buhari and marry Chioma within 21 days if he wants God to expose all the wickedness around him as the prophecy came after the prayers Nigerians offered on his behalf.

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