*HEADMASTER:* how much is passport photograph for children?

*PHOTOGRAPHER:* the price for the passport is N100 per child

*HEADMASTER:* No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying N50

*PHOTOGRAPHER:* ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many

*HEADMASTER:* class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.

*CLASS-TEACHER:* ok sir, i will inform them right away

*CLASS-TEACHER:* Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.

*PUPIL:* Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school

*MUMMY*: Father, your son was asked to come to sch with N500 passport fee tomorrow.

*FATHER:* OOH My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.

```Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WITH US! 

Honesty and Sincerity are very important to make the needed change

One day a Colonel Sa'ab from the Army, fell into a well. The soldiers would throw a rope into the well and pull the Colonel Sa'ab out. The moment the Colonel would come up, the soldiers would leave the rope snap to attention and salute. The Colonel Sa'ab would fall back into the well. This happened many times. 

Someone suggested that a Brigadier be requested for help-because HE wouldn't have to salute the Colonel. So one Brigadier Sa'ab arrived. He threw the rope into the well and the Colonel Sa'ab gabbed it. The Brigadier Sa'ab began pulling the rope. As soon as the Colonel Sa'ab reached the top of the well, he spotted the Brigadier Sa'ab. He immediately left the rope and saluted. And he fell back once more, into the well. 

There was total silence. Then everyone heard the desperate Colonel Sa'ab's voice from down below 

*"You idiots - get hold of a course mate !!"*

MORAL OF THE STORY: coursemates ARE important ! They can save your life!

(Dedicated to all classmates /  coursemates)...copied