Is there going to be a week when you will actually settle all your problems in life? NO 

Is there going to be a Month when you won't pay bills as an Adult? NO 

Is there going to a stage in life when you will have no worries, no problem, no challenges? Certainly NO 

So my advise is.. 

Once in a while, Remove 2,000-5,000 Naira. 

Take a walk to the Woman or Mallam selling Roasted chicken or catfish 

Tell her to give you 2 laps or one plate. Tell her to package it on TAKEAWAY 

On your way home, buy Hollandia yogurt, or any good yogurt. 

When you get home, Lock your door, Off your clothes, 

Put "I can't kill myself" by Timaya. 

Please don't seat on the chair, spread on the floor 

And make sure you tear that chicken/fish as you listen to the song. Then dilute it with the Hollandia. 

Problem no dey finish for this world. So no kill yourself trying to solve everything without taking a break to relax and enjoy. 

#IRESTMYCASE#

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_chidinma cares

Doctors have a few theories that help explain why men wake up with an erect p3nis from time to time, but none of these theories are supported by concrete, medical evidence. These theories include:

Physical stimulation

Though your eyes are shut, your body is still very much aware of what’s happening around you. 

If you or your partner accidentally touch or graze your genitals, you may become erect. Your body senses the stimulation and responds with an erection.

Hormone shifts

Your testosterone level is at its highest in the morning after you wake up. It is highest immediately after waking up from rapid eye movement (REM) sleep stage. 

The increase in this hormone alone may be enough to cause an erection, even in the absence of any physical stimulation. As men get older, usually between ages 40 and 50, natural testosterone levels begin to fall. As this level decreases, episodes of NPT may decrease as well.

Brain relaxation

During your waking hours, your body releases hormones to suppress erections. When you’re asleep, your body releases less of those hormones. 

Combine this fact with the other reasons you may experience an erection in your sleep, and NPT becomes more likely.

What’s clearer is what doesn’t cause morning wood. For example, needing to urinate isn’t responsible for morning wood. Some people believe a morning erection keeps them from urinating during their sleep, but this is not true. 

Morning wood also isn’t always a sign of s*xual stimulation. In many cases, NPT isn’t caused by dreams or thoughts of a s*xual nature.