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JenniferC111
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JenniferC111
If Girls Were Pilots
~0.8 mins read
*If Girls were Pilots*
Girl: hello Control Tower, this is flight 325, we have a problem here!
Control Tower: What's the problem?
Girl: nothing
Control Tower: please tell us the problem!
Girl: Naah, leave it, never mind!
Control Tower: Tell us please!
Girl: nothing, I'm fine, you can't understand!
Control Tower: for God's sake, please tell us the problem!
Girl: just leave me alone!
Control Tower: oh you motherfucking idiot!
Girl: you call me an idiot? I'll get out of this plane for you!
Control Room: Haaah! Why would you do that? There are over 200 Passengers on board!
Girl: so you only care about the passengers, you don't care about me!! I'm done with you! I'm leaving the Aeroplane now
😅😅ð‘‡â„Žð‘Žð‘¡ ð‘”3ð‘›ð‘‘ð‘’ð‘Ÿ ð‘’â„Žð‘›ðŸ¤£
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JenniferC111
Our Present Economy
~1.4 mins read
IF YOU HAVE 3 KIDS AND YOU STILL SURVIVE UNDER OUR PRESENT ECONOMY, YOU NEED TO APPRECIATE GOD.!
With 3 children, yourself and spouse: 3 +2=5
Let's do the calculation:
* 5 plates of food for breakfast,
* 5 plates for lunch &
*5 plates for dinner
= 15 plates of food per day.
Multiply by at least N300 per plate: = N4,500
* N4,500 per day for 30 days (1 month);
we spend average of N135, 000 per month...
That's N1,620,000 per annum ..and you say, you are not a millionaire.
Snacks and in-between meals are not included oooo
School fees, are not included...
Medical bills is not included here ooo...
Transport fare/fuelling not yet in the calculation oo.
What of recharge cards and other miscellaneous
Shoes, clothes etc not added o, after all, we no go go out naked nah
House rent, for those without a house of their own, is not included..
Outrageous Electricity bills and other utility bills are not in the calculation.
*Oga something for the boys no dey there oooo......
Now, the question is, *...how do you make it happen with your monthly stipends?*
It's miraculous?
*Count your blessings, name them one by one;*
*Count your blessings, see what God has done;*
*Count your blessings, name them one by one;*
*And it will surprise you what Almighty has done*
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*Let's return all Glory to our creator
Thank You GOD```
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