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Joseph failed in law and decided to make a deal with his professor.

 

Sir, do you know everything about law?

Professor Adedeji : Yes

Joseph : If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you can't, you have to give me "A".

The Professor Adedeji agreed.

Joseph asked, "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical?"

 Professor Adedeji thought about it for hours and pondered but no

answer. He finally had to give up as he really did not know and he gave the boy an "A".

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one student.

The student answered "Sir, you are 65, married to 28 years old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam and yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal."

The professor collapsed.

1.A newly wed couple Jamiu and Peru moves into their house. One day the Jamiu comes home from work and his wife, Peju says;

Peju : Honey, you know in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?

Jamiu : What do I look like Mr. Plumber?

A few days go by and he comes home from work?

Peju: Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery.

Could you change it for me?

Jamiu : What do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?

The next day the husband comes back home from work! The plumbing is fixed, so is the roof and so is the car! He asked

his wife what happened.

Peju : Oh, I had a handyman come fix them.

Jamiu : How much did it cost

Peju: Nothing, he said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him!

Jamiu : Which cake did you bake?

Peju: Do I look like Cakes n Cream?

Jamiu fainted! 

 2. 

 John: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

Adex: Its OK. the kid later woke up.

3. When I was young, I used to eat a lot

because my parents told me that fat kids are harder to kidnap. 

How true is that? 

 4. Frank : What do you call the child of parents from Iceland and Cuba? 

Lux: An ice cube.

 5. Ruth was walking down the road when Joseph passed by holding a Pigs

 

Ruth : What are you doing with this goat walking on the street.

Joseph : [Laughing] Silly you its not a goat its a pig.

Ruth : Sorry, I was talking to the Pig!

Joseph : ???

 6.

A kid asks his dad, "What's a man?" The

dad says, "A man is someone who is

responsible and cares for their family." The kid says, "I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!"

 7.

It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito

asked, "How was your journey?" The baby mosquito replied, "It went great. Everyone was clapping for me!"

 8. 

A teacher asks, "What's the difference

between a problem and a challenge?" A

student responds, "3 boys + 1 girl 

problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

 9. 

Little Johnny's new ba by brother is

screaming up a storm. He asks his mom,

"Where'd we get him?" His mother replies, "He came from Heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "Wow! I can see why they threw him out!"

 10.

Jack went to the hospital and asked to be castrated.

Doctor James : Sir, are you sure this is what you want?

Jack : Yes my mind is made up, I am ready.

After the procedure he walked out feeling sore, on his way out he met another man also feeling sore.

Jack : Did you get castrated as well?

Man: No, I came to get circumcised.

Jack : Oh my God! That's the word Doctor! Doctor.