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How To Become A Social Media Influencer

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As people spend more time online and social media becomes more monetizable, successful social media influencers can make millions of dollars a year, but finding success can be difficult. The Onion provides a step-by-step guide to becoming a social media influencer.

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STEP 1: Cultivate a fun personality like “quirky” or “immeasurably rich.”

STEP 2: Suppress the part of your brain that experiences shame.

STEP 3: Complete 100 hours of posting under the supervision of a licensed social media instructor.


STEP 4: Be authentic—it’s easy to tell when someone doesn’t really give a shit about unboxing socks.


STEP 5: Ensure that you’ve applied for all proper account zoning permits.

STEP 6: Practice influencing your friends to do certain things like commenting on your posts, using your promo codes, and skipping another meal to get swimsuit-ready.


STEP 7: Before hitting 10,000 followers, scrub social media of all those times you were very racist.


STEP 8: Let companies know you’re open to having them pay you hundreds of thousands of dollars per post.


STEP 9: Make sure to swap out your dog with a fresh puppy every six months for maximum views.


STEP 10: Remind your followers that even if things are crazy right now, we can make the world a better place by staying at Wyndham Hotels.
The World Misses Is Great Legendary 007

Sir Sean’s Son Jason Told The BBC That His Father Died Peacefully In His Sleep Overnight While In The Bahamas, Having Been “un...
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Sir Sean’s son Jason told the BBC that his father died peacefully in his sleep overnight while in the Bahamas, having been “unwell for some time”.
The Scottish actor, who was knighted in 2000, won numerous awards during his decades-spanning career, including an Oscar, three Golden Globes and two Bafta awards.
“He was and shall always be remembered as the original James Bond,” said the movie franchise’s producers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli.
“He revolutionised the world with his gritty and witty portrayal of the sexy and charismatic secret agent.”
The pair added Connery was “undoubtedly largely responsible for the success of the film series and we shall be forever grateful to him.”
A message on a Twitter account maintained for fellow late Bond actor Roger Moore, who died in 2017, called the news of his passing “infinitely sad”.
It added: “He and Roger were friends for many decades and Roger always maintained Sean was the best ever James Bond. RIP.”
Hollywood star Hugh Jackman said: “I grew up idolizing #SeanConnery. A legend on screen, and off. Rest In Peace.”

The first actor to utter the unforgettable "Bond, James Bond", Connery made six official films as novelist Ian Fleming's creation.

Connery, born in Edinburgh in 1930, claimed his sole Oscar in 1988 for best supporting actor for his role as an Irish cop in “The Untouchables”.
He also starred in “The Hunt for Red October”, “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” and “The Rock”.
But it is his smooth, Scottish-accented portrayal of the suave spy 007 that earned him lasting worldwide fame and adoration.
The first actor to utter the unforgettable “Bond, James Bond”, Connery made six official films as novelist Ian Fleming’s creation, giving what many still consider as the definitive portrayal.
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In this file photo taken on February 19, 1965 Scottish actor Sean Conner (R) and his partner Claudine Auger (L) answer journalists' questions in Paris.

A bricklayer, lifeguard, and coffin polisher, among other manual jobs, before he found fame, Connery kickstarted his acting career after a bodybuilding hobby led him to enter the Mr Universe competition.
There, a fellow competitor urged him to audition for acting parts and he soon started landing small roles.
His big break came by starring as Bond in 1962’s “Dr. No”, the franchise’s first film.
He went to play Bond in “From Russia With Love” (1963), “Goldfinger” (1964), “Thunderball” (1965), “You Only Live Twice” (1967) and “Diamonds Are Forever” (1971).
He made a comeback as the British spy in the unofficial 1983 film “Never Say Never Again”.
Off-screen, Connery was a fiercely proud Scot and a financial backer of the Scottish National Party (SNP), which advocates for independence for Scotland from the UK.
The nation’s former First Minister Alex Salmond reacted to his death by describing Connery as “the world’s greatest Scot, the last of the real Hollywood stars, the definitive Bond.”
Salmond said his signature voice, spirit and passion had endured even though “his health was failing” in recent years.
“I will miss him. Scotland will miss him. The world will miss him,” he added.

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