A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband

“Honey, don't forget to buy bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”

Husband:Who is Valerie?

Wife:Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.

Husband: But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?

Wife:What??! Where are you?

Husband: Near the neighborhood bakery.

Wife:Wait, I’m coming right now!

After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:

Wife:I’m at the bakery, where are you?

Husband: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery , buy the bread!🤪

GOOD MORNING JOKES😆😆

1. So my girlfriend has decided to dump me just because a rat brought a used condom to my room.

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2. If she wears her Bra backwards first, and then slides it around, my brother marry that woman.😊😊 she can change ur ugly story

3)Why does "Visit me" always sound like sex to many girls?

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4. The problem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hardly Comment, but if you don't send them jokes too,  Hmmmmm, this group is boring.*

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4. My uncle picks a fight with me like he doesn't know how evil i can be. I'm going to steal his phone and save my two numbers as "Jenny Sweet" and "Naomi Big Ass" then repeatedly call him and hang up at 3am

His wife will do the fighting for me

Me i don't fight my elders 🤭🤭

5. Interviewer : Can you handle pressure* .

Me : Yes 😊👀 I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don't care.

😂😂😂😂😂

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6. *Some girls ehhn...ever since I told this girl that her dress is beautiful...she now wears it everyday*

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7.*Some girls are so lucky! 

First boyfriend Boom🔥 husband!! While some have to date all the sons of pharaoh before moses cums for rescue* 😂😂😂

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8. *I saw 🧐a group of people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧surrounding an apprentice n shouting " Gimme my Change!" i joined Dem nd collected #5000*🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀

9. *If you are dating a stingy guy buy yourself gift and tell your friends he did it. Your fake friends will steal him and suffer too.*🤣🤣😂😂

10. Breakups are for small girls. Real women will just pause the relationship and resume it when the idiot is back to his senses 😂 😂🤔😌🏃🏼🏃🏼😎😎😎😎

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WHICH NUMBER MADE YOUR MORNING?