LAUGH AND GET BETTER😂😂

1. U won try, yesterday i trek , i mean i trek 🚶 sotay my spirit leave me enter keke.😥🙎🏃🏃😂😂😂

2. Igbo guys will b like 

My name is Polinus Ojukwu Silvinus, but u can call me P.O.S 😂 😂 😅🏃🏃

3. Poverty is when u use 1 bottle of pepsi to eat 5 superbite..... Ehn, talk say u never do am.👂🙅🙅🙅🚶😒

4. My problem started with calabar people when i heard one calabar woman singing ekwueme like dis

Ekwueme, Ekwueme

Ekwueme, Ekwueme

We are d living God o

Eze no one like us.🙆 🙆

🏃🏃🙅😒😒😒.

5. You can tell me ur secrets, they are safe with me, Mha kha Naki dat told me she travelled to America last week, did i tell anybody? 🚶 🚶😂😂😂

 6. For those guys dat are calling their girlfriends their world🌏, but if dat "world " asks for #15,000 , d moon 🌜will vanish, all d rivers and seas will dry up and d sun itself will off light.😂 😆 😂

7.  Don't sleep with only boxer and singlet o, what if u dream dat u are d president of Nigeria , so dat is how u will wear singlet nd boxer to Aso rock?, dat is why me i sleep with my suit on.

8. Pls o🙏, 🙏Ejor 🙏, Biko🙏 , if u cannot pray in english just speak ur native language, imagine going to hell because of english language , dat was how i heard somebody praying like dis.

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O Lord i give u all d glory

i give u all d power🙆

i give u all d wisdom🙆

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Wisdom kwa?

😒😂😂😂😒😒🙅💰�

9.  If u are dark in complexion

Please dnt be sad about it,is just bcos ur mum gave birth 2u in d midnight😔

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10. My mom likes hiding money in the Bible, now the Israelites took it and she is suspecting me..🙄

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

11. If you lost money around GTB at LOCATION port Harcourt😌

It's 35,000 tied with a rubber band 

Please, Call me or  message me I'll direct you to where your rubber band is!😳

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

12. I would rather swim🏞️ in a river full of heavy heavy crocodiles than to have... *#What_do_you_want_to_hear*🙄

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

13.  I still have my ex picture... Because one day I will love to show my children how Satan look like.🚶

🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

14. Whenever I see post like this, HAPPY WOMB ESCAPE, I used to wonder whether that person came out like a thief.🤔🤔

🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

15. Abeg, where can I buy mosquito net, the one I saw in shoprite na 30k, na mosquito I wan prevent not vampire......🙄

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

16. When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at school for exam and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

What a world!😏

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

17. SCIENTISTS  discovered that those 

Who like my post and comment live longer.🙅🙅

Appreciate by SHARING 💃 💃💃 💃💃 💃

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😁😁 LAUGHING GAS JUST BURSTED 😂😂😂

1. The way my penis looks innocent when bathing... You may think it will go to heaven😂😅😑😒

2.  I withdrew 20k yesterday and decided to feel like a big man. I stood at a corner in my room and sprayed the money in the air, now am looking for where 1k enter, which kind wahala be this😥😥😑😒

3. I can't stop laughing and crying at the same time, when I overheard a girl telling her boyfriend that"even WhatsApp status video last longer than you"🏃🏼🏃🏼😂😅😅

4. When you come home late at night and find your mum standing like this

_/_

just call on neighbours to beg for you.😥🤣😂😂

5.  My neighbor came drunk today and has been knocking at his own door since morning... Should I tell him that he is not around😒🏃🏼😅😅

6. If you are going through a tough time now I want you to know that it's your turn my friend, go through it.🏃🏼🏃🏼🚶🕵

7. My sister when you meet your next boyfriend, love him with all your LUNGS, Your HEART has suffered a lot.. Even with your legs💔💔🍺💓😥😑

8.  U will go to NIGERIAN movies evil forest and be seeing pure water sachets and fanta, so the spirit are now drinking fanta an pure water😌😌😎🤣

9.  If you're calling a Girl and she is not picking up, Send her airtime, Remove one digit and

wait, she will call you, wisdom oo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10.  A naked woman robbed a bank and no man saw her face Men can be useless at times what were they looking at🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

11. Some ladies who pretends they don't like sex, if you hear how they ask for second round "should i return my pants,Or"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

12. it's only in Africa we always pray before we start meeting, den lie, argue, insult, fight, den After dat we thank God for a successful meeting🤣😂😂🤣😂

13. Everyday is not for clubbing with your girlfriend sometimes take your girlfriend to night vigil and see if your girlfriend might turn to goat, lizard or vulture🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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