So my girlfriend has decided to dump me just because a rat brought a used condom to my room.

2. If she wears her Bra backwards first, and then slides it around, my brother marry that woman. she can change ur ugly story
3)Why does “Visit me” always sound like sex to many girls?
 

4. The problem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hardly Comment, but if you don’t send them jokes too, Hmmmmm, this group is boring.*

4. My uncle picks a fight with me like he doesn’t know how evil i can be. I’m going to steal his phone and save my two numbers as “Jenny Sweet” and “Naomi Big Ass” then repeatedly call him and hang up at 3am

His wife will do the fighting for me
Me i don’t fight my elders 

5. Interviewer : Can you handle pressure* .

Me : Yes  I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don’t care.

LL

6. *Some girls ehhn…ever since I told this girl that her dress is beautiful…she now wears it everyday*
LL

7.*Some girls are so lucky!
First boyfriend Boom husband!! While some have to date all the sons of pharaoh before moses cums for rescue* 
LL

8. *I saw a group of people surrounding an apprentice n shouting ” Gimme my Change!” i joined Dem nd collected #5000*‍‍‍

9. *If you are dating a stingy guy buy yourself gift and tell your friends he did it. Your fake friends will steal him and suffer too.*

10. Breakups are for small girls. Real women will just pause the relationship and resume it when the idiot is back to his senses 

The reality star said going for Big Brother Naija was "the beginning of the rest of my life".

She said she went into the house as an "open book" and bore her strengths and weaknesses for the world to see.



On being disqualified, she said it was a really sad moment for her because she knew she had let herself and everyone down.



She thanked her fans for their support and for making magaritas out of the lemons life threw at her.



Sharing a reel of her time in the BBNaija house, she wrote:



They say, It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves

July 19th was the beginning of the rest of my life when I took the decision to be on the Bigbrother show.

Excited as I was, I couldn’t fathom what the future held. I stepped into the house as an open book, believing in my strengths and weaknesses which I bore for the world to see.