Arogedejimi

Others : I'm A Building Engineer, I'm Also A Network Marketer & A Road Construction Specialist As Well.. I Have Very Good Motivations Skills And I'm Good At What I Do

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Guess What Broke His Head
~0.9 mins read
So sad
A old man was inside a train, he stood up and said to the passengers, “JESUS IS COMING SOON!” A woman then shouted, “Shut up, you don't know anything and your Jesus doesn't even exist.” The old man was embarrassed and sat down. But God kept putting on his heart to rise again, and keep talking about the coming of Jesus. He obeyed the voice of God and stood up again saying, “Jesus is coming back, We need repent of our sins and accept Him today.” Then the woman who had shouted before rose with her child next to her in the seat, and attack the poor old man. As she continued attacking the poor old man her child said to her. , “Stop hitting him mommy, he is a sent from God.” Then the woman fell to her knees and began to cry!
The old man asked her, “Why are you crying?”
The woman said: “My son was mute(dumb) and now he is talking!”
Moral of the story: no matter what you face in life never stop trusting God.
 
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HOW TOILET CODES KILLED OJOS
~0.6 mins read
Toilet Codes
Ojos in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'. He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP and APR.Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR.He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled and said to him, "Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there."

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