Joke number 1 to enjoy your day.

Lux : Honey, do you know people consider me as God?

Wife : (surprised) No dear. Why?

Lux : Wherever I go, people always say, "Oh God! You are here again!".

*Joke number 2 to enjoy your day.

Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out."This

man's car just hit my car! That car is worth 7 million Naira!

Now,my car is a total write-off "The police officer shook his head in amazement and said "You are so materialistic. You didn't even realize that your hand had been cut off". Akpos

looked at his bloody arm and screamed OH MY GOD

Where is my gold wristwatch, and my gold hand chain ?"

*Joke number 3 to enjoy your day.

Joel was busy in the living room when his brother and sister-in- law barge in holding their newborn baby.

"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims the

brother. "And why not?" asks Joel. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday?

Like my wife and I have here?" Joel says nothing. The brother grows impatient, "C'mon Joel , I want a nephew. Joel, make me an uncle." Joel can't take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look

and asks his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replies. "It would be an honor." "Well, congratulations, you're holding him."

*Joke number 4 to enjoy your day.

Doctor Gbade : Do you exercise daily to keep healthy? 

Jilly : Yes doctor, I play football and tennis daily.

Doctor Gbade : Good! How long do you play?

Jilly : I play till the battery on my phone goes down.

*Joke number 5 to enjoy your day.

My friend asked me, "Why are you getting a divorce?" I responded, "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house." He said, "So?" And I responded, "She's lying. I spent the night at her sister's house!".

*Joke number 6 to enjoy your day.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

*Joke number 7 to enjoy your day.

 In a biology class, the teacher asked a question:

Teacher Ade : Class, What do we find in cells?

Jamiu : Thieves.

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