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Michael Jackson Is The Father Of The Famous Portuguese Footballer Nani
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The foundations of music and sport were shaken today, when it emerged that popular Portuguese footballer Nani is the son of popular American singer, Michael Jackson.

Jackson has now confirmed that Nani (aka Lus Carlos Almeida da Cunha), is the child he had formerly disowned in his 1983 hit song, Billy Jean. In a statement today, Jackson said "Billy Jean was my lover, and the kid is my son. And she wasn't like a beauty queen from a movie scene, I made that up, she was a five dollar doxy." Jackson claims he intends to rerecord the song, to reflect this new admission. "I need to put things right," he said.

Nani, of Manchester United fame, has refused to comment thus far, but sources close to the greasy winger (thought to be his teammates John O'Shea and Carlos Tevez) say he is "chuffed" and "can't wait to meet his creepy new dad".

Michael Jackson had a spell with OSC Nice between his Thriller and Bad albums, the latter of which is thought to be about his short time as a professional footballer. His old manager, Jean Srafin, said "Michael was a really bad midfielder."

Despite ignoring Nani since his birth, Jackson did actually pick the boy's name. "Billy Jean just called me and asked me to pick a name - I didn't want to talk to her, so I just said to call it Nanny so she would leave me alone. I like nannies," said Jackson.

Here is the song lyrics


She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene

I said don't mind, but what do you mean, I am the one

Who will dance on the floor in the round?

She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round


She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene

Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one

Who will dance on the floor in the round


People always told me be careful of what you do

And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts

And mother always told me be careful of who you love

And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth


Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one

But the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son


For forty days and forty nights

The law was on her side

But who can stand when she's in demand

Her schemes and plans

'Cause we danced on the floor in the round

So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice

(Do think twice, do think twice)


She told my baby we'd danced 'til three, then she looked at me

Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no)

'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby


People always told me be careful of what you do

And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts

She came and stood right by me

Just the smell of sweet perfume

This happened much too soon

She called me to her room


Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one

But the kid is not my son


Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one

But the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son


She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son


Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one

But the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son


She says I am the one

You know what you did, (she says he is my son) breaking my heart babe

She says I am the one


Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is not my lover (don't Billie Jean)

Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is not my lover

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Kuryliuk
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~0.4 mins read
The official website of the US Government Efficiency Department led by Elon Musk has been officially launched, with Dogecoin as its image, marking that DOGE is moving towards a broader future!
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Gistlegit
You Wont Believe What Pastor David Ibiyeome Said About Pastor Korede Komaiyas Success!
~1.1 mins read


 
In a recent statement that has sent waves across the Christian community, Pastor David Ibiyeome, the General Overseer of Salvation Ministries, spoke glowingly about Pastor Korede Komaiya, the General Overseer of The Master’s Place. Describing him as “one of the most blessed pastors to have served and come out of Winners,” Pastor Ibiyeome highlighted Pastor Komaiya’s exceptional results and divine favor.  
 
Pastor Ibiyeome went further to call Pastor Komaiya a “master of time,” attributing his rapid rise and impactful ministry to his unique ability to align with God’s timing and purpose. He emphasized that no one who has left Winners Chapel, the ministry founded by Bishop David Oyedepo, has achieved the level of success and influence that Pastor Komaiya has attained.  
 
This statement has sparked conversations about the significance of divine timing, faithfulness in service, and the power of God’s blessings in ministry. Pastor Komaiya, known for his dynamic teachings and transformative leadership, continues to inspire many with his journey from serving in Winners Chapel to leading a globally impactful ministry.  
 
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As the Christian community reflects on these insights, one thing is clear: Pastor Korede Komaiya’s story is a testament to the power of divine alignment, hard work, and unwavering faith. His journey serves as a reminder that when God’s timing meets human dedication, extraordinary results follow.
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