THE STUDY OF WOMAN LANGUAGE —  10 Years Course ☺ 

Beloved Brothers....carry your wife to bed when she sleeps off 😴 in the parlor — make her feel like a baby at times...bikono 😍 

The truth is, every woman wants to be treated like a 2yrs old girl at times....honestly!

.... even my mother can relate because she always like it... ☺ 

When ever I begin to calls her romantic names praising her and rubbing/pathing her back and touching her face....in fact, the woman will suddenly echoed "Dim, go and bring that my bag, moreover how much 💰 do you say you need? ☺ 

That is woman for you! 

They behave childish or silly at times and you need 10 years in the study of this course.

You may have an argument with your wife and the next thing is that you will see her putting her bags outside the house 🏡  — it doesn't mean she is asking for a divorce!

She is just being childish oooo — she simply wants you to hold her, look her in the eyes 👀 and say "I am sorry for the argument". 

That's woman for you!

Every brother needs to study in the university of women for 10 years before getting married, read books 📚 about them, learn what the Bible 📖 says about them and you will hardly have a problem with them.

Though you will still have some problems, because a woman is always a woman and her imperfections are there. 

...and that is women 👭 for you! 

So, read books 📚 about marriage, an ideal home, child upbringing, importance of marriage and the likes. 

Don't just jump into marriage with an empty coconut head about matrimony, you will have problems.

How many men can tolerate their wives nagging let alone shouting? 

That is women for you! 

It's said that, you should be quiet when your spouse is angry — when one person is fire 🔥 — the other person should be water 💧

Brothers, when your wife steps on your feet intentionally or mistakenly, don't let your eyes 👀 turn red, just smile ☺ at her!

If she did it intentionally, she is just playing with you, if she did it mistakenly, its not her fault.

So why shout at her over every small mistake?

You know, when they are angry and mad at you... immediately switch your mood into romantics.... Begin to call her romantic names, funny and deep funniest names and immediately she will be calming down! 

Then suddenly woo her head by the voice of your mouth 👄 because what she hear is the source of her weakness. 

"Ooh, whenever you are angry, you always remind me of the look on my face, the day I was trying to defecate that hard stone called faeces.

I was squeezing my face like this (give her some funny demonstration) and booom, it came out.

My Loquacious Purito, my babe, my imported sunshine treasure.... The only woman with Angel Gabriel pointed nose 👃! 

My love, do you know that you are the apple 🍎 of my Anus... and that is why, this your angry face always remind me how much beautiful you are! 

Heh, look at your eyes 👀, I'm seeing something like stretched mark... Let take look at it

(as you drew closer to her... Hold her hands and whisper softy into her ear 👂" I will always love you  because you the most strongest and attractive woman I have ever seen"

...immediately, smiles and refection of joy will envelope her heart ♥! 

Then after few hours, call her and explain how bad you felt about her reaction toward the misunderstanding and she will definitely apologize.

Bro.... that is woman for you!

As a man learn to ignore some things, don't be petty because woman always love to win every argument.... 

So allowed her to win because if you don't, you will definitely apologize.

So why not quickly apologized, then few hours later... Tell her how disappointed you felt and she will definitely return back the apology.....instead of wasting time in argument.

Because even if you win... She will cry 😢 and that apology will definitely be rendered unto her.

.....that is woman for you! 

Do hide and seek with your wife, sing poems for your wife in the Garden or inside the house, even if she is teasing you.

Assist her in the house chores, pound yam/cassava (fufu), fetch water, don't just be commanding her everyday.

Bath together with her, wake her up for prayers, swim with her if it's available, cook together, teach her how to cook if she doesn't know it.

Cooking is not the ticket to Paradise — It's not only a feminine duty.

Use blind folds to cover her eyes 👀 and tickle her, scare her at times, call her from work/ school, text her, write "I love you" in a small note and put it under her pillow or in her purse or in her bathroom or in her cosmetics box or inside her cupboard.

Kiss 😘 her always, cuddle her, pamper her and play with her hair. 

That's woman for you! 

Always tell her, she's beautiful and that you're happy to have her as your partner.

All these are part of being romantic.

Bro, that is woman for you! 

When a woman tells you that you are not romantic 

— It means you are not doing all these things, its not the romance in the bedroom she is talking about. 

That's why, you brothers have to study "women's language"....it's a ten (10) years course. 😍😂

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Do you know you can have a good man without knowing, Let me show you:_

 

1) HE LOVES GOD

 

A GOOD MAN is first of all a GOD MAN. 

 

Everything he does, how he treats you are motivated by his love for God. He treats you right because he loves and fears God. 

 

He seeks to draw you close to the THRONE ROOM of God daily, and not to his BEDROOM. 

 

He is concerned about spiritual growth, and engages you on a spiritual journey of growth and intimacy with the Father, your relationship with him bears semblance to the three fold cord that can not be broken because he always brings God into it. 

 

2) HE IS HONEST. 

 

He is honest about his feelings for you, he is honest about his intentions, what he wants from you, he is honest about when he sees/wants the relationship to end in marriage. He tells you everything 

 

He is honest to you about his finances, his career, his life, his family etc. 

 

He is trust worthy, transparent in all his dealings, he never lies just to impress because it is not his nature. 

He has Integrity you can see, he doesn't make promises he cannot keep, he keeps 90% of his promises. 

 

3) HE RESPECTS YOU

 

He doesn't treat you with contempt or disregard, the way he talks to you, with so much care and love, like a friend, not a boss. 

 

He treats you like a princess, respects your wishes, your privacy and personal space, he doesn't cross certain boundaries because he respects you and your body. 

 

He doesn't flirt with ladies or cheat on you because he respects you, your feelings and the relationship. 

 

He extends the respect he has for you to your friends, guardians and family, the way he talks about them and talks to them is respectful. 

 

4) HE MAKES EFFORT

 

He makes effort to keep any Promises he makes to you, if he tells you he will at a place by 6pm, he makes effort to be there

 

He makes efforts to please you, he's always doing things just to make you happy, even if he is inconvenienced in the process, like staying up all night to talk to you when you want his attention. 

 

He makes effort to stay in touch with you, no matter how busy his schedule, no matter how busy he is, he'll make out time to stay in touch, call you, visit you, hang out with you regularly. 

 

He makes effort, changes his routines, his lifestyle, his habits, his dressing, just to make you happy. 

 

5) HE LISTENS

 

He asks for your opinions, because he treasures them, because he has great regard for not just your body, but you mind. 

 

He consults you before he takes decisions, and   considers what you say and seeks to implement them. 

 

He takes corrections from you happily and with humility and adjusts accordingly. 

 

6) HE TREATS YOU WITH LOVE

 

He loves you, and you see it in his eyes, you hear it in his words, and you feel it from his actions. 

 

He texts, calls, visits, holds you lovingly, buys you gifts for no reason, and plans for the future with you. He doesn't use you to joke because you mean the world to him. 

 

7) HE SUPPORTS YOU

 

He supports you in anything you wish to do, he is your number one fan and cheerleader, he supports your everyday hustle, your dreams and passions, financially and otherwise.

 

He supports you in your business with ideas, encouragement, prayers, he is always there for you when you need him, he's a shoulder to cry on, a listening ear when you Wan to rant, and a friend to you.

 

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If you have such a Man, appreciate him, pray for him, treasure him, and don't let him go.

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