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Churches should please endeavor to mount projectors so that Song Lyrics can be displayed for most people who always murder Gospel Songs.😏

A lady sat beside me in a Church and was singing;

"I will sin unto the Lord

A joyful son

I will raise his name for the Lord is rude"😳

I was wondering what she meant by our Lord is rude??!😒

She didn't even care, instead she continued;

"10 Glory father

10 Glory son

10 Glory holy ghos..

Nah and forever more"🤯

As if that was not enough, she continued with Praise and Worship in full throttle;😝

"Jehovah is your name,

Jehovah is your name,

90 warriors

8 in battle

Jehovah is your name"🙆🙆

Huh?! I was about poking her when she sang aloud;😲

"Owerri to calvary he went for me

He went for me

He died to sell me free"🤥😲

Oh My God!😬 I wanted to shout when she dropped the last BLAST...;

"You are grace

You are grace

Everything written about you disgrace"😱😱😱

I Jejely carried my Bible waka comot for her side.🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Before she k!lls me 😂🤣

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Back then, I felt so disgustingly elated and fortunate, I didn't stop to think of the endgame. I mean you do look at you in the mirror right? Who wouldn't want to be referred to as your beloved? 

 Like two clueless beings we exchanged lies, one thinking gratitude could replace love and the other paying lip service. 

You became my addiction at one point though... I'll give you that. It was so horrible I had to go through withdrawal syndrome on days we did not talk. 

What all started with a hey and a hi on the backseat of a cab, became sweet for a while.

 Where did all our spark go to, how did this thing we thought only us shared turn to what I shared with my colleagues outside the office. I guess we never said much to each other as we thought we would eventual have time to understand one another. We had time over three years... but I guess it wasn't mearnt to be. And cause we never realy talked the endgame changed and now I'm stuck thinking we were never a forever sure thing.

I guess we were always a hi and hey all along.

🧔Dennis was in a bus yesterday with his girlfriend when a group of Soldiers stopped the bus he boarded🤚 🚌.

🗣️"Hey! You, why are you wearing white cloth up and down?👔 one of the Soldiers asked pointing at Dennis🧔

 🗣️Bro today is Monday and..The soldier cut in🗣️"Who is your bro? You are a yahoo boy abi? come down, he said.😒

🧔Dennis exist the bus and went to him.

Soldier🗣️"Where is your laptop?💻

🧔Dennis🗣️"Oga I don't have laptop.💻

You want to prove stubborn😒, you can go, come with me, he send the bus away.🚌

Dennis girlfriend did not even look at him, Chai!!🙆‍♂️fear girls she just hid her face,Dennis went with the Soldier man and was surprise to see John his childhood friend as the Soldiers leader.👀🧔

🗣️"Do you know you are a fool, Dennis said and gave the Soldier directing him to a tree a resounding slap.🧔👋

🗣️"This is my friend, he is your boss and you get audacity, the liver to stop me from the bus, I'll attend to you later, rubbish and you this stupid rejected sacrifice😒, Dennis said and gave him another hot slap.🧔👋

Inside Dennis mind(e choke 🤣😋 this kind chance no fit come again), as Dennis went to his old friend John, see as this your junior disgraced me ,🗣️"John my guy you are now a rich man💰.

 

The boss just looked at Dennis and open his cap,👒 and behold him and John look alike, it was not John his friend🙆‍♂️

Dennis has been admitted and confirmed to have broken 236 bones 😅

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Yesterday a group of soldiers💂‍♂️💂‍♂️ stopped 🧔Dennis at a check point for he was speeding way too much.🚖💨

They took his car keys🗝️ and gave him a punishment😓 which was to carry 300 blocks from the other side of the road to the other side.🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

This wasn't easy at all, Dennis🧔 started carrying and after two hours⌚ of his punishment, he was exhausted🤧 then John came and recognized Dennis who used to be his childhood class mate.👬❤️

🧔John🗣️" Dennis😱 what are you doing here?🙄

🧔Dennis🗣️"(Taking a deep breath)John🥺 I'm glad you are here, your boys gave me a punishment to carry these 300 blocks from here to that side and I've already carried 275🥺🥺.. I'm really tired.😰😌

🧔John🗣️"I'm so sorry bro😏, they didn't know that you are my best friend, take those blocks back to where you carried them from so we can go for a drink bro😐

Upon hearing this Dennis fainted🙆‍♀️🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🧔Dennis was at KYC🐔🍝 yesterday when he suddenly realized and desperately

needed to mess🚶‍♂️💨 they were playing🗣️🎵 Don jayyz *🎶Doro buchi 🎶🎶.

The music was really really loud📣🎶, so Dennis timed his mess with the beat🎶 of the song🎵.

 He was releasing mess💨 alongside the music like ✍️🗣️"Enhen Doro buchi🎶 *🚶‍♂️💨paaaa!! Doro small🎶🎶*🚶‍♂️💨poooo!! so that nobody would hear the sound of the mess although the mess was very loud one💨🤧

When he finished, he started to feel better but he looked around and noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned😠 and was staring at him🙄

But Why🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️❓

Then Dennis suddenly remembered that he

was listening to the music with his

ear-phone🎧. 

See shame, I've finally disgraced my ancestors🤧🤧

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👩A woman and her 4 years old son were in a taxi🚕, it was raining slightly and all

prostitutes👯‍♂️👯‍♀️ were standing by the roadside.

👨The Boy asked🗣️"Mummy, what are all those women doing?"🙄

👩His Mother replied🗣️ "They are waiting for their husband to come back from work"😐

 Then Dennis🧔the taxi driver turned around and said 🗣️"Why don't you tell him the truth?😒🗣️"Hey!! Little boy, they are

Prostitute, they sleep🍆🍑with men for money.💰

The 👨Boy's eyes👀 got wide and asked;

🗣️"Mummy is that true?" 🙄

His mother, glaring😒 hard at the driver

replied🗣️"Yes✋"

⌚After a few minutes, the boy asked🗣️"mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?"😁

👩She replied:🗣️ "Most of them become taxi drivers🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

🧔Dennis nearly fainted!!

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