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Ramsy 2 yrs 30
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Ramsy
Laugh Again πππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£ ...
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Laugh Again πππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£
1: imagine going to hell bcos of a little lie like, I love u tooπππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£
2: dating a short girl is cool, until she follow u to church and the usher direct her to children sectionπππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£
3: sister if two guys are fighting bcos of you, just chalk for one corner and watch them, then marry the loser..... Life is too short to marry an assassinπππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£
4: the way my mom look at me when I answer call at night, is as if I am cheating on her with another motherπππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£
5: nothing is free in this life... Even to listen, u most pay attention.πππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£
6:respect someone who cook food for u, bxos poison is not too expensiveππππ
7:it is over between us, this statement alone can make u find ur shoe inside fridgeπππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£
8:if u are arguing with ur girlfriend and she say, listen to me young man, forget it, she has sugar daddyπππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£
9: witch craft is after standing for one hour in a queue under sun, just to withdraw money, and when it finally ur turn, u notice you were with ur voters card not ATM cardπππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£
10: relationship stress ehn...
My neighbor wash one plate for 45minutes yesterdayπππ€£πππ€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£
10. WHAT IS STINGINESS
Stinginess is the process whereby the person reading this post laugh uncontrollably but won't like or comment because they'll loose 0.05kb of data
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Ramsy 2 yrs 27
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Ramsy
Throwback Jokes πππππ€£πππ€£...
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Throwback jokes πππππ€£πππ€£
1) DATE UR SIZE U No Gree... Ordinary Small 10K Way Dem Ask U For Wig... U Don Go Offline Since 4 Days Now ππ* ππππ
2) I was Shocked when I heard A
fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly " My sister, have
you Ever seen an Elephant Flying Before?βΊππππ
3)My friend forgot his apple laptop on the floor in my room. My grandma thought it was a scale.
CONCLUSION: My grandma now weighs 250,500nairaβΊππππ
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4)She told me she was coming to
my place by 9pm, But
she came by 7 pm & caught me
with another
woman...How can I forgive her for
lying to me??βΊπππππ
5) Some people will come to the ATM,
see others on queue and still ask
"is it paying"?
No, we came to vote for Buhari Again.. Please shift joor!βΊππππ
6)If price of rice π no reduce before my wedding, na roasted cornπ½ una go chop. I can't spend a whole 28k on people that don't know how I got my wife*ππ
7) Have u ever visited ur neighbor and they give u food and u said no thinking that they will ask u the second time but didn't π«π«π«π«π«π«
8)That moment u hear*
*Bro na only ur charger I see, I no see ur phone*π
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9) The day I started respecting hunger is when I say my shadow eating egg roll and fantaπππ
10) I am on a bike now, something is telling me to Totori this bike man on his armpit ππ πππππΆπΆπΆ
11) Dear future wife your breast should face my chest not my feetππππ
12) Letter hospital to a Patient, Dear Sir, We hav good news 4 u sir, Lab Results Confirm that red rashes on ur penis was not cancer but lipstick we apologise 4 cutting itπ
13) I wonder how rich people sleep at night with fridge full of food.π€ Me just 1 yoghurt, I couldn't sleep till I finished itππlolz
14) HANTY,
Husband material is not scarce is just that you are looking for Hushpuppi and a touch of apostle Paul
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15. "I started as a thief, now I have my own police station..."
πMotivational speakers well done oπΆπΎββοΈπΆπΎββοΈπΆπΎββοΈ
16. welcome to Nigeria
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Where "how is your sister"
Means something elseππ€²
17. If they forget about youπ, Forget about them tooπ
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You didn't come to this life to be anyone's memory card ππ§π½ββοΈ
18. IF new born babies knew the number of men that sucked the same breast b4 them
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They'll prefer drinking garri
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19. Waist bead na for slim girls π
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Fat girls should use tires ππ
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Which number sweet pass?ππ
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Ramsy
Stop ignoring my post π am not your Ex π, I did nothing to you π₯Ίπ₯Ίππ₯Ίπ₯Ί
Still ur boy π#Ramsyπ₯°π
Ramsy 2 yrs 44
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Ramsy
Akpos' Dad Bought A Range Rover Sport Car....
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Akpos' Dad bought a Range Rover Sport Car.
Akpos' Elder Brother struck a deal with Akpos.
He told Akpos to call him on phone when nobody is at home so that he'll come and take the car out to show off to his friends.
When nobody was at home Akpos called him on phone;
"Hello Bros, nobody is at home. You can come and take Daddy's car out."
The elder brother said okay.
And rushed back home from where he was.
He got home and was shocked to see the gate locked.
He called Akpos on phone;
"Hello Akpos, I am now at home to take the car out as planned. Why is the gate locked?."
Akpos replied;
"Bros Bros were you not the one that told me to call you to come and take the car out when nobody is at home? Mummy and Daddy are not at home. I am not at home too."
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Ramsy 2 yrs 40
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Evening Jokes ππππ€£π€£..1:that Moment, You Tried Helping Your Mother Shout Your Brother ...
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Evening jokes ππππ€£π€£
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1:that moment, you tried helping your mother shout your brother name,she will be like,..Ehh so u are here come and fill this gasπππ
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2:4 those of u who bought 4 your gf gift on val day you be mumu..Instead of you to give her what will last up 2 nine monthsπ±π΅
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3:my mother use to beat me everytime...If she knows who i really am on facebook she suppose bowππ
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4:that moment your father finish floging you and u tell him WAKAπππΉπΉ
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5:the only english Nijja police knows how to speak is"move or anyword you use here...complete amπΉπΉ
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6:which side is more sweeter front or back?.I mean when you want enter your house back door or front? Bad mindπΉπΉπΉπ
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7:don't be a boring boyfriend sometimes sell one of your kidney buy your girl friend iphoneπππππͺ
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8:Menstral flow is painful...Sorry..I pray you shall never see them Again πππ
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9: When a herdsman dies, his son inherits his cowsπ€π
But when a professor dies his certificates becomes a wasteπ
Moral lesson π
*Moral Lesson: Use your school fees to buy cowsπ€π€
10: please react to my post am not the cause of your problem..ππ
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Ramsy 2 yrs 27
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These Are The Rules Of Football When We Were Kids...
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These are the rules of football when we were kids
RULE 1
The fat kid was always the goalkeeper. π€ͺ
RULE 2
The owner of the ball decides who plays. π
RULE 3
The one who is not picked was responsible to fetch the ball when it got out of play in order to play the next game. π€
RULE 4
When the owner of the ball got annoyed, it's game over. π
RULE 5
When you hit your toes against a stone and you noticed blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues. π
RULE 6
You can't dribble the owner of the ball too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball. π
RULE 7
No offsides and there was no referee.
RULE 8
There is foul only if you fell and plenty of dust arise. π€£
RULE 9
The owner of the ball is always mean πand no one should comment about it or else game over.
RULE 10
The two best players can not play in the same team, so they challenge themselves and pick others. β½
RULE 11
If you are chosen last it means you are not good and you will remain in defense. π€
RULE 12
The best player is always in the same team with the owner of the ball. π
RULE 13
To distinguish the two teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts. π
RULE 14
There is always a house which when the ball fell in there, we knew game is over. So be careful!! β
RULE 15
Game will only be over when it is dark and we could barely see the ball. π³
Then, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment by our parents.π§π½π¨π½
Chaiπ€π€π€ I really enjoyed my childhood oooo. If you are not one of
us as described above, then you belong to another generationππ
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Ramsy 2 yrs 35
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Ramsy
1. Girls Be Careful, Some Guys In Can Date A Girl Until The Wife Material In Her Will Remain Half Ya...
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1. Girls be careful, Some guys in can date a girl until the wife material in her will remain half yard. π
2. Oga increase gateman salaryπͺ
Out of joy gateman slΔp madam for nyashπ
The case don reach supreme Courtπ
3. My Neighbor Is Complaining that He wants to Quit His Church that Drummers won't even let them hear what pastor have to say,..Before "Praise the Lord" U don hear skrum skrum, korogodom tom tom gbish π₯ π
3. In Africa, Last born are raised with past questions, StrΔ«ct parents be like " you better go and ask your seniors about meπ
4. Traditional Marriage don reach now, You carry us dey enter bush.... All those fine gates wey you stand the snap dey post who get amππeh Amaka?
5. When you have an Ex that has body Εdour and mouth Εdour, it is called EX-ODUS. ππΎββοΈππΎββοΈπ
6. This country sef. .person buy motor, another person say him no like the colour
Oga wertin concern you??π
7. Some girls will go and download pictures of yahoo guys they don't know and be like 'Happy birthday boo, he can disturb for African'π€£
Story of Audio systemπ
8. Sisters, when marrying, please consider his surname. Which one is Mrs Jessica Enenebeejolu(Igbos can relate). ππ
9. Mum: Who left the fridge open?
Me: (scared) I'm not the one.
Mum: (Lands me a hot slΔp)
Me: (Falls to the ground)
Mum: (Goes to the CCTV and switches it on. Then she realized she was the one who forgot to close the fridge)
Me: (Sweating and crying)
Mum: You should have closed it when you saw it open.
They will never say sΕrry. π©πΎ π’ π
10. Never force anyone to chat with you π If you are bored π΅οΈread my Jokesπ
I'm always here for you πππΎββοΈπ±
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