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Ramsy 2 yrs 26
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Ramsy
Pls Laugh Small!!!!!!๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ...
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Pls laugh small!!!!!!๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ
ENGLISH CLASS.
Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are
examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?
Now, who can give me another example?
Abu : Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher : What kind of sentence is that, please who can
help correct him?
Chinaza : Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher : You guys must be stupid! Must you joke with
everything? รyรก, Emmanuella! I know you're brilliant.
Give us an example.
Emmanuella : Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't him?
Teacher : Na motor go kill your papa
john:papan't u?
Teacher fainted ๐คฃ
Ramsy 2 yrs 19
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Ramsy
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ...
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When Emeka was in jSS2, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him a failure and that he could never make it in life because he wasn't a smart student.๐ฅบ
Emeka's mother got angry , withdrew her son from the school and relocated him to Abuja.๐
- 20 years later -โค๏ธ
The teacher fell ill and was diagnosed with Cancer. She tried almost every doctor in lagos but her condition only worsened...๐ฅบ
She was later advised to go to Abuja because there was a special doctor there who was an expert in cases like hers. With no other alternative, she travelled to Abuja for her surgery.๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐
Fortunately for her the surgery was successful. When she woke up some hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young Doctor smiling at her๐
She wanted to thank him but could not speak because she was on artificial respiration from a machine that provides her with oxygen.๐ค
She looked side ways and suddenly began to express shock and her face started to turn pale. She tried to give the doctor a sign that something was wrong with her but she couldn't lift her hands.๐
After minutes of struggle...she gave up the ghost๐
The Doctor was shocked and tried to find out what went wrong.๐ค
Eventually, He found out that it was Emeka who was also working as a cleaner in the hospital. He had disconnected the teachers oxygen machine to plug his phone charger๐
You thought Emeka was the Doctor right?...sorry, no be naija film be this๐๐คฃ
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Ramsy 2 yrs 32
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Ramsy
2. Hello Babe๐, That Boyfriend U Are Calling Yeye Boyfriend, Will Soon Make Yeye Money๐ฐ And U ...
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2. Hello Babe๐, That boyfriend u are calling yeye boyfriend, will soon make yeye money๐ฐ And u will start crying yeye cry๐ญ๐ญ๐
3. Somebody should please explain to me๐๐ฝ
What is the letter "b" doing in the word "Doubt"?
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4. My application to work for NEPA has been approved..๐. I just dey pity the street where my EX lives.
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4. Am not good in English but I know that a person who makes chair is called a chairman.๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
5. Bros!..... If ur gf cheats on you, don't bother yourself to beat her oo... just give her fake money... They will beat her in the market for you.๐๐๐๐๐คฃ
6. Dear Ladies!
How can u date a man without some drama?
A REAL man must disappear on a Friday and come back on Sunday, saying... "Sorry babe, I was buried by mistake..." ๐คฃ๐คฃAbi na?
7. After ๐๐ donโt disturb him. Let him sleep and think about how much to give you for transport according to your performance๐
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8. Doctors and nurses will spend 20 minutes searching for blood veins, but mosquitoes will find it in 2 seconds๐๐๐ฎ๐ฅด๐คฃ๐
9. I noticed Raid insecticide is now N2,600. It's like someone will have to find a way to live peacefully with these mosquitoes oo...
Everything doesn't have to end in violence and killing na.๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐
10. My little sis told me that one fine girl is looking for me outside ๐โค... I ran๐๐ฝ outside immediately- Boom๐ฅ I saw Jehovah witnesses people๐๐๐๐๐
11. Dating a jealous girl is so stressful ehhn!
She will be like... "I saw that girl looking at u... Why did you allow her to see u?"๐๐๐๐คฃ
12.Ladies... never open ur love to prove legs๐?
I mean neva open prove to love legs. ????
What am I even saying ?๏ฟฝ๐ Anyway... Whatever you want to do, donโt legs
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13. I never knew I was such a handsome man until when four ladies started dragging my hand today in the market saying... fine boy, fine boy, come and buy fufu.
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14. I hate carelessness, how can we be fighting and you are holding my neck๐ก,
Ramsy 2 yrs 22
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Ramsy
โก๏ธ Morning Laughter ๐๐...
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โก๏ธ Morning laughter ๐๐
1..Te๐cher wey dey teach student make he no dey vex don slap student 2 times๐โโ๏ธ๐๐
2..i am done with India movie, how can Armed robbers sing inside bank after robbing and the police officers are dancing outside๐โโ๏ธ๐๐
3..it is only I๐ง Nigeria that you will hear.. 'Madam, how much is that hundred naira bread๐?? ๐๐
4..i was using free mode in peace until when MTN sent a message saying.. "Dear customer, ๐are u not tired and ashamed of yourself??๐
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5..That u live outside the country does not make u better than those that live in this country..๐it is not a certificate that you have sense๐.. You can still be international idiot๐๐
6..no matter how tire๐ I am, seeing my president on TV๐บ always give me strength to get up and change the channel ๐๐
7..no body keeps in touch with you than a girl you promised to send money.
"Hello, I'm just trying to check if your battery is full" ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐
many of u will still be feeling too big to like my post๐๐So u carry that your bad attitude enter facebook abii๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Issoryte๐๐
Stitches 2 yrs 33
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Stitches
ADA, THE SECRET ADMIRER FINAL EPISODE
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"Wait, Ada, Did you drink pลรฌson? " I asked, As I was crying flowingly.
I placed her head on my lap.I wasn't myself again. I couldn't believe I had lost my memory. That moment, I was just like an infant who just visited the world for the first time ever. All I could do was crying and nothing more.
When I came back to sense, I told her friends to please hurriedly go and get a cab that would take us to the hospital, But they seems so very slow. All they could also do was crying bรฌtterly.
Without wasting time, I raised Ada up, hung her across my shoulder and took her to a nearest hospital.
I was there crying uncontrollably. Ada was being attended to, But my mind wasn't at rest still.
"God, please, let not anything happen to her" I knelt down as I continue praying.
After few minutes, The doctor who was attending to her returned back from where Ada was being taken care of,So I blocked her way.
"Mam, Please how is she? Please I beg you. Hope she hasn't --well, That will never happen. Please how is Ada? " I was stammering.
She assured me that nothing bร d would happen to her. Though I found it so very hard to keep calm still, But then, My mind was at rest a little.
Later after few hours, The doctor called me and Ada's friends to enter. Gladly, Ada has woken up, And we all felt happy.
But when Ada saw me, She roared out of ร nger.
"Isn't this what you want? Shebi you want me to d!e abi no be so? Get out of here" She shouted.
Her friends whispered to her ears, But she responded them with
"And so fvcking what! "
I was trying to beg her, When the doctor ask me to leave. She explained to me that she needed to rest. She said the more she set eyes on me, The more ร ngrier she got, So I should leave quickly.
I left there to my room. I sat down on my bed, As I propped my head up with my pillow. I was feeling sร d, As I was crying uncontrollably.
"Which is one is not worthy to be dรจppressed and cry about; Amaka that left me or Ada that I hลซrt hรจartlessly? " I asked myself, as tears continue rolling down from my eyes.
Sure, Amaka's vรฌrginรฌty was among the reasons why I loved her so much as that.
The second day me and Amaka met, My plan on that day was to hร ve sรจxลซal intรจrcลurse with her and left her. But she explained to me that she was still a vรฌrgin. I found it so very hard to believe , Because in Lagos where I came from, Even a twelve old Girl can not be underrated. Life has spoiled finish.
Until when Amaka's friends testified to it, That was when I believed she's still remained a vรฌrgรฌn, And when my mum also told me about her; Her dignity and her attitudes.
Our plan was, we would both keep calm, we would not rush, We would wait till our wedding's night, so then we would ehn *****.... - Lol. You're listening too much attentively. Lol. Forget abourit.
Maybe Because Amaka thought I would never forgive her for breaking our promise, that was the reason why she chose to get married to another person than telling me she was gang-rap'ed in the village.
"รlรฒhun.. Oh God! " I said, as I continue crying.
So then I brought out my handkerchief from my pocket and used it to clear the tears on my eyes. The tears refused to stop still, I had to find water to clean my head to the neck.
It was after five hours already, I put on my cloth and went back to the hospital where Ada was.
As I got there, I met Ada on the bed with her friend. I was afraid to enter in the first place, But I've planned it in my mind that if she shouted at me again, I would still leave. But as she saw me this time, she smiled.
"Thanks for saving my life" Ada said, As she smiled.
"It's my pleasure, darling" I responded.
As her friends heard our two conversations, They started coughing.
"Cough k!ll you all there" Ada said, And they burst into laughter.
So they all left and it remained just me and Ada in the hospital room.
Sincerely, I didn't know Ada was as prettier as that, I was just seeing her beauty for the first time ever. Babe dope d!e.
"I'm sorry, love. I'm so sorry for hลซrting you. I'm so sorry. Please forgive me" I said.
Ada, after hearing this, Raised her head up, And asked me surprisingly.
"Wait, did you just call me "love"? " she asked.
I laughed, Used one of my fingers to block her lips and followed by a k!ss.
Ada was later discharged from the hospital. Our relationship continued, And we got married after two years I graduated from school and got a job.
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Praisee
2 yrs
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Praisee
Vigilante Officer Slept With Me- Victim Alleges
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Sexual molestation of minors is becoming a trend that needs to be checked by appropriate government agency as vigilante officer reportedly slept with 14-year-old girl in Nasarawa State.
TVC News reports that the sad incident happened in Akpanga Local Government Area of Nasarawa State.
The recent case of sexual molestation of minor by 19-year-old vigilante has drawn the attention of key stakeholders on how to end the menace in the state.
According to the victim; "my grandma reported me to a vigilante that I stole a sum of one hundred and fifty thousand naira (N150,000) belonging to her. My grandma urged the vigilante to help her to retrieve the money from me. I told him I didn't steal vigilante I didn't steal money., he tricked me to office, locked me up and had canal knowledge of me".
The father of victim, Mr. Ajigena Jacobs said he is ready to pursue the case to a logical conclusion.
New source: Opera news
