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A Nigerian Teacher Was Sent To China To Teach, The First Day He Entered The Class,he Began By Roll C...
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A Nigerian teacher was sent to China to teach, the first day he entered the class,he began by roll call::
Teacher::"Sheng"
A student:: present🙋
Teacher: Chung Xeng
A student:: present🙋
Suddenly, he sneezed "hatchia"
One of the students seated at the corner answered "present🙋
The teacher exclaimed " hmmmmmmmmm"
All the students answered:: Absent
He got confused and said "chai"🙆
Three students stood up and asked " which of us"?😉
The teacher became more confused and asked "what is wrong"?
A student stood up and said "sir, I'm not "wrong", I'm called "Wong"
The teacher laughed "hahahaha" 
A girl answered "present"
Teacher fainted🙆😂🙆😂🙆😂....
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Stitches
1. My Dear Sister , You Don't Owe Anyone A Flat Tummy. Live Your Life With Your Polly Tank Tummy. If...
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1. My dear Sister , you don't owe anyone a flat tummy. Live your life with your Polly tank tummy. If he wants a flat tummy, let him date a snake 😂🐍

2.Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car ,but in Nigeria, the curse only will change your destiny😂😂

3. I'll be in my room sitting/lying comfortably for a long time without anybody visiting. 

But the moment I fart, that's when someone will come in...  
Why me?? 😭

4. I just told a girl that she’s so ugly even if she swallowed magnets she won’t be attractive 😂😂 her forming too much 🏃

5. I wonder why men can't stick with one woman, but can stick to one football club which hasn't won any trophy since 2004......am not saying it's Arsenal 😅🏃

6. Ladies will go and wear heels so high and be walking as if they are walking on the path of righteousness 😂😂

7. That ugly moment when your girlfriend throws you on the bed, trying to be sexy, but you hit your head on the bedstead and die... straight to Hell fire 😂😂

8. My sister you deleted the Bible app on your phone and downloaded Snapchat I hope the flower filters will reduce the heat in hell?🙄😂

9. The best errand most men love to run is,when a lady tells them. Oh! Baby go and lock the door first. Even the president obeys.. 😂😂

10. Some Pastor and their funny prayer point...
Which one is *O Lord use me till I become useless😒😂

11. Can some one tell these girls who wear chains around their legs that the SLAVE TRADE is over!! Stop giving us flash backs!! 🙄😏

12. If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them, they'll prefer taking fanta or Coke😂🏃

13. After shouting baby eat me like INDOMIE,u wil come to church on Sunday and be singing I KNOW WHO I AM
Yes na we all know that u are an INDOMIE 😂🏃

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Stitches
DID YOU KNOW 🤔...
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DID YOU KNOW 🤔

1.) When you wake up at 3am without any reasons, there is someone looking or watching you (spirits I think).🙄

2.) In every 200 people we meet eveyday, two of them are ghosts.👑

3.) When you walk at night, your weight is heavier than in the morning. It's because some spirits are hanging at your shoulder for a free ride.😊

4.) Ghost have sense of humor and love to hear human's laugh. The more you laugh, the more you attracts ghost.😌

5.) People who bite straw when drinking are a good kisser.

6.) When someone gives you a nickname, it means you're special to that person.😟

7.) In the circle of your friend, there is atleast one who's secretly admiring you.🤯

8.) It takes 15 months and 27 days to forget someone you love with all your heart.🥺

9.) People who are good in Maths are the people who are always complicated in their relationship.😜

10.) When you found out that someone likes you, a little part of you starting to like them back even when you have no feelings before.😉

11.) When a woman's ring finger has the same size with the man's little finger, they are meant to be.😋

12.) Men only fall in love once and the rest are product of attraction.😍

13.) Girl who lacks in height will be the prettiest one.🥺

14.) At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met the person they are going to marry.😂

15.) Everytime you see your crush, your life extended for 4hours.😭

16.) Tall guys and short girls make the cutest couple.🥰

17.) In argument, the one who says 'sorry', loves you more.😑

18.) Having communication with your ex without the consent of your bf/gf is already considered as "cheating".😳

19.) Heart grows weaker everytime we do something opposite of what we feel.🤤

20.) God is the only hope of humanity 👑💝

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Ramsy
✍️🤣AFTER LONG QUEUE AT ATM POINT🤣✍️...
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✍️🤣AFTER LONG QUEUE AT ATM POINT🤣✍️

I've you experienced the long queue at ATM points these days? I wonder where the recession everyone keep shouting about is coming from, well am about to share my worst experience at the ATM point today🤧

Yesterday afternoon, I tried to check if I still have some money in my account. 
After staying in the queue behind a guy for about 45 minutes suddenly a thick giant man chanced me by taking my place and pushing me to the back 😒
I said to myself 🗣️" Is it because ya huge🙄 am a human right activist and I won't allow my right to be belittled😐

I confronted him by exchanging words with him, then immediately he gave me the worst beating of my life omo I nearly choked!!🤧 I was about to return the punch he gave me when the bank security men started holding me and quenched the fight.🤼‍♂️💨

I was later permitted to withdraw first, I brought out my ATM card to withdraw then I noticed that I was with my VOTER'S CARD🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️ 😭😭

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✍️🤣🤣WHAT ENGLISH CAN DO🤣✍️...
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✍️🤣🤣WHAT ENGLISH CAN DO🤣✍️

A newly married couple👰🤵 brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so they would have time for their careers and other more important things.🤝💟

One day, 🧔Mr. Dennis decided to give his wife a surprise package🎁. He molded a big heart(to represent love) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day. (❤️)😰

👩Madam came back and met the house help sleeping and snoring🛌😴:

👩MADAM: Will you get up now! Stupid girl! What have you been doing since morning?🙄

👩🏿HOUSE HELP🗣️: Madam welcome. Don't be mãd abeg🙏. Me and Mr. Dennis were making love 🍆🍑since morning, na just now now we finish he say make I lie down small🛌

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Ramsy
✍️🤣LAST CHANCE (CHICKEN)🤣✍️The Last Time I Dreamt, I Died In The Dream And Wentto Heav...
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✍️🤣LAST CHANCE (CHICKEN)🤣✍️
The last time i dreamt, i died in the dream and went
to heaven. I met with an angel who i begged for
another chance. He agreed to send me back to the
earth but on the condition that i will come back as a
female chicken. I had no option than to agree, so i was sent back
to earth from heaven.
When i came back as a female chicken, i met a male
rooster who toasted me and I agreed he later got me pregnant. After months of my
pregnancy, time to deliver came.
I hatched the first egg, followed by the second, third
and fourth. While i was trying to hatch the fifth egg, I heard a sounding slap on my face. I woke up
immediately from my dream and saw my friend
standing by my bedside, he looked at me and said
🗣️"Mumu! you don shit for bed oooo
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