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Praisee
2 yrs
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Praisee
A Boko Haram Leader Hosted An Important Meeting In Niger, We Neutralized Them With Airstrikes-Source
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Daily Trust reported that scores of terrorists in Kaduna and Niger State are currently on the run after men of the Nigeria Air Force launched airstrikes in Kurebe, Shiroro Local Government Area of Niger State after the men received an intelligence that the terrorists gathered there during their 'Show No Mercy' operation launched to wipe out terrorists.
A military source revealed that a Boko Haram leader, Aminu Duniya hosted a meeting and mandated other terrorists to be present. They all came with their motorbikes, but while the meeting was ongoing, the Nigeria Air Force used fighters jets to fire airstrikes to the enclave which resulted to the death of scores of terrorists.
News source: Daily trust
Ramsy 2 yrs 28
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Ramsy
A Nigerian Teacher Was Sent To China To Teach, The First Day...
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A Nigerian teacher was sent to China to teach, the first day he entered the class,he began by roll call::
Teacher::"Sheng"
A student:: present๐
Teacher: Chung Xeng
A student:: present๐
Suddenly, he sneezed "hatchia"
One of the students seated at the corner answered "present๐
The teacher exclaimed " hmmmmmmmmm"
All the students answered:: Absent
He got confused and said "chai"๐
Three students stood up and asked " which of us"?๐
The teacher became more confused and asked "what is wrong"?
A student stood up and said "sir, I'm not "wrong", I'm called "Wong"
The teacher laughed "hahahaha"
A girl answered "present"
Teacher fainted๐๐๐๐๐๐....
Whatever the situation may be, don't forget to smile and drop a comment for me
Ramsy 2 yrs 26
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Ramsy
Me + Toilet = 3 Minsโ
Me + Phone + Toilet = 15 Minsโฟ๐Me + Phone + Data + Toilet = 30 Mins๐คซ
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Me + Toilet = 3 minsโ
Me + Phone + Toilet = 15 minsโฟ๐
Me + Phone + Data + Toilet = 30 mins๐คซ๐ง
Me + Phone + Data + Power bank + Toilet = ๐คฅ๐ค Till the trumpet blows๐คฃ๐คฃ
1. Small chat and you are already saying โ I canโt wait to have you in my arms โ
Oga coat of arms๐๐
2. Just when some girls are getting closer to God, then BOOM iphone 13 pro max is out๐คฃ๐
3. I miss the guys who were born on the same day with me in the Hospital, that day we cried eh๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
4. Church is the best place to go after a breakup๐ You'll be in the crowd crying and everybody's thinking You're in the spirit ๐๐๐
5. Some nurses are so rude oo,one just called one guy by his sicknessโ name ๐ท๐ท๐ค,โโLOW SPERM COUNTโ where are you going to?๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅบso baddd๐๐
6. First Class Graduate of Marine Engineering and you cannot identify a girl with maame water spirit. What a waste of knowledge๐ค๐๐
7. Main reason why I have not travelled to abroad, What If I get chased by a dog that doesn't understand Kai Kai Kai.๐๐๐
8. The prodigal son didn't go back home because he was sorry. Hunger almost killed him. They'll never tell you that part๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
9. Having Greedy Friends is Stressful see me now I'm eating Yoghurt on the Toilet๐คญ๐๐คฃ
10. Dating a slim guy is cool ๐, until you decided to sleep on his chest and his ribs draw adidas lines on your stomach ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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11. Just imagine we are in heaven eating daily bread. From nowhere Satan passes in front holding pizza. You will hear ladies call him with good voices. "Satie!! Satie!! wait for me
๐๐๐๐ ladies with pizza๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
12. How tailors listen when you're explaining how you want the cloth๐ค๐ค
Knowing very well that they'll still sew it how they want is really frustrating.๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
13. You are going without reacting? ๐
Ramsy 2 yrs 26
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Ramsy
Pls Laugh Small!!!!!!๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ...
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Pls laugh small!!!!!!๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ
ENGLISH CLASS.
Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are
examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?
Now, who can give me another example?
Abu : Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher : What kind of sentence is that, please who can
help correct him?
Chinaza : Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher : You guys must be stupid! Must you joke with
everything? รyรก, Emmanuella! I know you're brilliant.
Give us an example.
Emmanuella : Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't him?
Teacher : Na motor go kill your papa
john:papan't u?
Teacher fainted ๐คฃ
Ramsy 2 yrs 19
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Ramsy
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ...
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When Emeka was in jSS2, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him a failure and that he could never make it in life because he wasn't a smart student.๐ฅบ
Emeka's mother got angry , withdrew her son from the school and relocated him to Abuja.๐
- 20 years later -โค๏ธ
The teacher fell ill and was diagnosed with Cancer. She tried almost every doctor in lagos but her condition only worsened...๐ฅบ
She was later advised to go to Abuja because there was a special doctor there who was an expert in cases like hers. With no other alternative, she travelled to Abuja for her surgery.๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐
Fortunately for her the surgery was successful. When she woke up some hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young Doctor smiling at her๐
She wanted to thank him but could not speak because she was on artificial respiration from a machine that provides her with oxygen.๐ค
She looked side ways and suddenly began to express shock and her face started to turn pale. She tried to give the doctor a sign that something was wrong with her but she couldn't lift her hands.๐
After minutes of struggle...she gave up the ghost๐
The Doctor was shocked and tried to find out what went wrong.๐ค
Eventually, He found out that it was Emeka who was also working as a cleaner in the hospital. He had disconnected the teachers oxygen machine to plug his phone charger๐
You thought Emeka was the Doctor right?...sorry, no be naija film be this๐๐คฃ
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Ramsy 2 yrs 32
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Ramsy
2. Hello Babe๐, That Boyfriend U Are Calling Yeye Boyfriend, Will Soon Make Yeye Money๐ฐ And U ...
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2. Hello Babe๐, That boyfriend u are calling yeye boyfriend, will soon make yeye money๐ฐ And u will start crying yeye cry๐ญ๐ญ๐
3. Somebody should please explain to me๐๐ฝ
What is the letter "b" doing in the word "Doubt"?
๐คท๐ผโ๐ค
4. My application to work for NEPA has been approved..๐. I just dey pity the street where my EX lives.
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4. Am not good in English but I know that a person who makes chair is called a chairman.๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
5. Bros!..... If ur gf cheats on you, don't bother yourself to beat her oo... just give her fake money... They will beat her in the market for you.๐๐๐๐๐คฃ
6. Dear Ladies!
How can u date a man without some drama?
A REAL man must disappear on a Friday and come back on Sunday, saying... "Sorry babe, I was buried by mistake..." ๐คฃ๐คฃAbi na?
7. After ๐๐ donโt disturb him. Let him sleep and think about how much to give you for transport according to your performance๐
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8. Doctors and nurses will spend 20 minutes searching for blood veins, but mosquitoes will find it in 2 seconds๐๐๐ฎ๐ฅด๐คฃ๐
9. I noticed Raid insecticide is now N2,600. It's like someone will have to find a way to live peacefully with these mosquitoes oo...
Everything doesn't have to end in violence and killing na.๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐
10. My little sis told me that one fine girl is looking for me outside ๐โค... I ran๐๐ฝ outside immediately- Boom๐ฅ I saw Jehovah witnesses people๐๐๐๐๐
11. Dating a jealous girl is so stressful ehhn!
She will be like... "I saw that girl looking at u... Why did you allow her to see u?"๐๐๐๐คฃ
12.Ladies... never open ur love to prove legs๐?
I mean neva open prove to love legs. ????
What am I even saying ?๏ฟฝ๐ Anyway... Whatever you want to do, donโt legs
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13. I never knew I was such a handsome man until when four ladies started dragging my hand today in the market saying... fine boy, fine boy, come and buy fufu.
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14. I hate carelessness, how can we be fighting and you are holding my neck๐ก,
