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Jowestpower

Fear Nigeria Oo😂...

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Fear Nigeria oo😂

Japan recently invented a machine that has the ability to detect and catch criminals, the machine was firstly tested in Japan and successfully within 20 mins it caught over 100 thieves, so they decided to take it to different countries in the world and see If it's have the ability to detect and catch thieves while in different countries, so firstly they took it to US and surprisingly within 30 mins, it caught over 300 criminals in the country.

'wow....this really impressed, the scientist that invented the machine....

So they took it to another country for a test and they took it to spain, and within 10 mins, 25 thieves were caught and brought to justice by the machine...

The scientist were so impressed that they decided to take it down to Africa for their final test on the machine....

So firstly they took it to Ghana, and in 12 mins it caught over 1000 thieves.

in South Africa within 15 mins it caught 800 thieves.

In Nigeria......hmmm......i know u want to hear how many thieves it caught, but am sorry to tell you that, in Nigeria within 5 mins the was stolen by Unknown gun men.....😂😂😂

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Jowestpower

My Mom Visited My Hostel Where I Shared A 2 Bedroom House With A Female Student. Mom Invited My Room...

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My mom visited my hostel where I shared a 2 bedroom house with a female student. Mom invited my roommate for lunch with us which she obliged.

During the meal, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty my roommate was ❤🔥😘

She had for long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of us and this made her more curious 🤔

While having lunch, she was watching how the two of us were interacting and she started wondering if there's more between me and my roommate.

Reading my mom's thought, I quickly said,

"I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates."

About a week later, my roommate came to me saying, "Brian, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen.

Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?

I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will Email her just to be sure."

I sat down and wrote:

Dear mom ❤️

After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.

I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house, and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.

Love,

Brian 😀🥰😘

Several days later, I received an Emali from my mother which read,

"Dear Son,

I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with her but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

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Xamani18

Chapter 9

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That's.....you can believe me now right?"She asked as she quickly left the room. Not even concerned that EL Goro men will be there waiting for her.

What did she just do! She just kissed a total stranger. She thought as she tried to calm her racing heart which was beating fast due to what she did.

She is only making matter worse. What she should be doing right now is to find a way to get out of the mess she created for herself.

She has to leave. She needs to leave before anyone notice her and......she stopped when she realised that she was no longer with her bag and that the little money she had was in her bag which was still in Darian room.

She had to get back in there and get her belongings. Once she succeeds with that. Then she can leave without looking back on this horrible day. But first she has to do something.

Lily thought as she approached the nurse to ask for her phone.

The nurse was hesitant at firs but after pleading with them. She finally let her have it.

A while later. Lily sat in the lobby while she told Juliet everything that happened.

"So your saying that your pretending to be to be someone wife right now?" Juliet asked.

"I am"

To be continued.....

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Xamani18

CHAPTER 8

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Are you scared to show it to me?"He asked after she took a while to answer.

Lily have always manage to get herself out of any situation but she had no idea how to get out of this one.

"Of course not!"She answered as she tried to pull away but he tightened his hold.

"I can believe you when you say we are married but when it comes to the intimate part of our marriage then I think you are lying. Cause you wouldn't be hesitant to do it if we've really been intimate"He said.

Lily stayed quiet, wondering how she would get to make him trust her. Suddenly a crazy thought struck her.

"Am just too shy to show you the mole again but am not shy to do this ....." she said as she moved towards him and kiss him lightly on the lips.

Immediately she moved back starring at him like she has committed a grave sin.

Follow and comment for the next chapter 🙏🙏

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Andy

TRAUMATIZED

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....pii! piii! piiiiiii!.I jumped out of the road,just in time,but the driver was already cursing me as he zoomed off.

"Mumu man,idiot........

How did I get on the busy road looking so Haggard,at that moment it would be hard to differentiate myself from a random mad man on the street.

Am I not mad?

I had lost track of time,it happened so fast,I never saw it coming.

I walked about two metres away from the busy road and was at a street I do not know,my head was pounding,my heart missed beats and left my whole body numb.

I sat down close to a gutter,maybe taking a rest, because I was dying real fast.

The tears dropped freely, uncontrollably,I groaned and yelled in pain punching the ground,not knowing I was bleeding so hard.

....."why!!??

I was crying out loud now,and people passed by without a say,yes who would want to talk to a mad man doing his 'thing'.

its harsh grip was on me, squeezing out life from my soul,yes,I could feel it overcoming my whole being,it was a 'HEARTBREAK'.

No one told me Heartbreaks could be so hyperactive,the betrayal, coming home from work to meeting my best friend unclad banging my wife from behind on my matrimonial bed.

I shot them both,took some whiskey,I was loosing my mind,my head was spinning,I had ran out of the house off to the busy road.

A police Van just pulled over,I had called them.

Now it's all over.

If I ever come out of prison,I would never have a heart to Love.💔💔

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Jowestpower

This Jokes Will Ruin ANY Sorrow The Dev!l Has Put In Your Life 😋😋😅😅😅...

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This jokes Will Ruin ANY Sorrow the Dev!l has put in your life 😋😋😅😅😅

1) You won't know you're handsome, until you steal something in the market, and the market women will be like "Chai, so this fine boy is a theif" 🙆🙆😅😅😅😂

2) When a Secondary school girl get pregnant, people will be like "Chai, and this girl was very quiet in school"... Who told you that pregnancy comes with noise 😂😂😂

3) Just imagine!!; I scored 98 in my test and my Uncle is asking me" Did I use my head?? ",..no ooo, I use my bum bum, nonsense 😠😠🚶🚶

4) Somebody can not out of joy, tell another person that I have received alert, the next thing " Find small thing for your boy naa 😠😠😅

5) My Uncle gave me two thousand naira and one twenty Naira, In surprise, I bowed down to thank him; When I got up, he said I should give my mom the #2000 and take the #20

Please how much is sniper 😭😭😭

6) Some female are scared of k!lling cockroach, but they gat mind do 5 abôrtion, Cynthia, you don't only need Jesus, you need the 12 disciples join; Even Judas 🙆🙆😂😂

7) Imagine oo, somebody should help me oo 😭😭; I wrote Menstruations!on as the Thing my Pastor said "We should write what's giving us pain", now my Pastor is saying that, whatever is giving me pain won't be there again, pastor, are you me??, is yourself mine, no no no, is me you?😭

8) You posted eating pizza with 99 others and you tagged me, is your sense paining you, will you leave me, let me drink my Garri dey go 😔😠😠🚶🚶

9) I don't understand oo, Emeka posted feeling angry and you tagged me,bros Biko, was I there when you and Cynthia broke up 🙆🙆😂😂😂

Nothing else discouraged me most in posting things that will brighten my Cutie's face, other than, When I have posted it and You refuse to appreciate me by adding/Following me for more hilarious and inspiring posts😢😢🙏🙏

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