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Xamani18

Dirty School Girls 10

~1.6 mins read

DIRTY SCHOOL GIRL

EPISODE 10.

By Gambo Elvis.

Then she smiled,

"I know her, she is a virtuous girl, her gown is unigue and everyone talks of her kindness. She once helped me on her way to school when i was carrying goat dung to my farm and another day when she was going back home from school. I remember, she said she was going to Kikaikom village. Just go to that village,"

"Thank you my mother, i am so glad that you speak good words about her. God bless you,"

"You are bless to go in quest for her my son."

Jennifer's attitude and unique school frock had led the prince to her village. The second time that her tattered gown had proven that she had a mended character. Her outlook was the opposite of her inward self.

The prince trek for two hours before reaching her village, before he got there, he was sweating and he wondered how she left that village to trek to school everyday. It was just normal for her to stink of sweat and she even helped old women on her way. Even carrying goat dung that could make her stink. It was all left for the prince, to start scouting for her house. But how could he be searching for a house while it was said that anyone who asked the road never got missing.

At that moment, he saw another woman coming back from the farm and inquired,

"Please my mother, i need a favor and i will be glad if you can be of help,"

"What can i do for you my son?"

"I am looking for Jenifer Bonglir's house,"

"I am sorry my son, that name tells me nothing,"

The woman was jaded after tedius farm work, so it made her furious and rude. But the prince didn't used his authority on her but pleaded,

"I am sorry if i bothered you, she used to wear a tattered oversized school gown with so many stitches."

At that moment, the woman smiled. Then she took down the basket from her head.

Hope we like the story.

Comment if you do.

TBC..

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Maymay

Sheggz Told Me He's Tired Of Bella - Adenkule

~0.4 mins read

Adekunle claimed that during yesterday's arena task, fellow housemate, Sheggz was complaining about Bella's attitude to him. However, Adekunle refused to be part of the conversation and walked away from the vicinity, to avoid Ebuka putting him on hot seat in the upcoming Sunday live eviction show. @Adekunle said in parts,"Sheggz told me that he was tired of Bella during the arena games. I just walked away because those were not things I wanted to hear, to avoid Ebuka's questions on Sunday" Recall, Sheggz and Adekunle have engaged in a series of altercations since they entered the house.

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Omokafe

No Be Juju Be This???😑😑😑

~2.1 mins read

Hey there!

If you are in this part of my world, it’s almost time to go to sleep and maybe dance around in the dream world with a little drizzling sugar serving as rain. It’s the dreamland, after all, it should not always make sense.

Have you ever tried writing something? Something so damn cool in your head? Like, your mind, and your soul slaps your back in wonder of such beauty that you are about to bring out from them. Like you got this whole thing figured out but when you seat, when you are finally very ready to bring this story to life, everything, every word suddenly jumbles up?

We Africans in this part of the world would say things like “no be juju be this? Or village people don remember my matter today”. In clear simple terms, it means ” is this not magic? people are after me”. This is currently my situation. I got this thing, this creative non-fiction I had planned to write today and all of a sudden, I am carrying my phone, I open my favorite writing app, and boom, I write, I delete, I write, I delete and now, I am here rambling.

But again, this is not new. I have so many half-written projects. Some of them are just titles— Obi meets Ifoema— and I abandon them. We all face situations like this. It might not necessarily be some story you planned to write, yours might be a book you want to finish or doing some touches on your C.V or something you want to learn or some chores you swore you were going to do like the piles of Clothes you have left unwashed since last year but when you finally sat down to do it, you just couldn’t or you didn’t even seat to do it at all.

Now I don’t know for you what exactly it Is you wanted to do but I know one thing when we decide to solve our issues, we will have to take different routes. I mean it. For me, I need to sit and think, and slap my head, punch my soul and quiz my mind and envision and think again and rest and beg the story to forgive me before I come back and face the screen head on and write something that makes sense but for you whose problem is not that, I think you need to face it head-on. You got dishes you need to do, no one will do that for you free of charge so you got to get up except you are willing to pay for it.

Okay, I am tired. I need to join the chickens and rest my head.

Good night from my end🥳🥳🥳.

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Crisben

'I Will Buy IPhone 13, One Day' —Nigerian Man Working As Painter Says

~1.2 mins read

A young Nigerian man, working as a painter has shown how he has desire to have a bigger version of iPhone in the future.

He was wearing a clothes stained with paints due to his painting job, as he told the person recording him that he is presently using iPhone 6s.

According to him, one day he will buy iPhone 13 as he is now working very hard. However, many people on social media who reacted to the video advises the young man to focus on his painting work and turn away from yahoo (scam).

People said that all he needs now is a big contract of painting and he will make much money instead of ingaging in fraudulent activities.

See snapshot of the video below:

At the time of writing this report, the young man has gotten over 13,000 likes and hundreds of comments on the video.

Read people reactions below:

@jamesman noted: "There is more to success in life than iPhone 13, I pray to almighty God to run every good for us brother."

Ayo frosh reacted: "he get strong believe. I like the young man."

@Anonymous said: "Yong man forcused on your handwork ,with just a connection you can go far."

Omobolaji Shi2: "You have a very good handiwork focus on it, Yahoo is not good."

BODA VICTOR reacted: "One day me too, I will use iPhone."

Watch the video here

Back to you readers, when are you planning of getting your own iPhone?.

Use the comment section below and drop your comment.

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Crisben

'All Guys Wooing Me Are After My Boobs' — Ada La Pinky

~0.9 mins read

Ada Ebere, a.k.a Ada La Pinky, an Instagram influencer who is recognised for always showing off her beautiful body on social media has said that all the guys wooing her are after her boobs.

It was reported by Vanguard that Ebera said that her breasts are her selling point on social media as she leaves no stone unturned in augmenting herself with her natural body.

The Instagram influencer, also exclaimed some challenges she was facing due to the large size of her big breast, when ask in a session.

According to her statement, “I can’t sleep on my chest, it has to be sideways or upright. I found it difficult to run without holding my chest. It is also very difficult to get the size of my bra.

"However, I also feel all the guys that want a relationship with me are after my big boobs. They don’t even care to know what I want in a relationship or to know the real me”

Meanwhile, she has been criticized for enlarging her breasts for social purposes but dismissed all rumours as she confirms that her breasts are not silicones but natural.

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JENNIFERC111

THE KING OF ALL FOODS

~2.0 mins read

ALL FOODS HAVING A HEATED ARGUMENT ON WHO TO BE CROWNED AS THE KING OF ALL FOODS

BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me.

POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you.

BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white.

RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods.

YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king.

POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me?

YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen.

EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it.

OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention.

POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces

SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods.

POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake o!

SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk.

INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro.

SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you.

BEANS: (laughs)

INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you.

(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument)

Then garri walks in.

ALL THE FOODS:Odogwu... Twale bossman